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Family Guy
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| Title: | Blind Ambition |
| Episode Number: | 53 |
| Season: | 4 |
| Season Episode #.: | 3 |
| Production Number: | 4ACX04 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday May 15th, 2005 |
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After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire earns a key to the city after saving a young lady, Peter begins to feel that he has not accomplished much in his life. To make amend for this, he decides to set the record for most nickels eaten. However, one to many nickels leaves him blind.
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| Due to the finale of Survivor: Palau on Global, this episode was rescheduled in Canada
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| Brunette: Thank God you know CPR.
Quagmire: What the hell's CPR?
| God: Here, let me light that for you, babe.
(Thunderbolts cigarette lighting it up)
Girl: Hey, thanks!
God: Yep, magic fingers (laughs).
(Accidentally Thunderbolts her making her expode)
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Get the escalade, we're outta here!
| Quagmire: Oh! Naked plastic chicks!
| Cleveland: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfation watchin' the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
Joe: Can't blame 'em for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
Cleveland: The black ball's done nothing wrong.
Joe: If the black ball's innocent it has nothing to fear.
| Peter: This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's going to remember me for after I die is being that blind guy.
Brian: Don't give up yet, Peter. I mean, many blind people live rich fulfilling lives.
Peter: Oh, I don't know Brian. I mean, I guess can give it a shot.
(Peter gets up from the couch and walks past Stewie who trips him with couch ottoman)
Stewie: Ha-ha-ha. Oh my God, I almost didn't do it.I ALMOST didn't do it. I thought, is this in bad taste?
But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did. Oooh, worth it. Totally worth it.
| Mort: I just never stopped believing. Say no to acid!
| God: Hey! Wanna see what I can do? Alright. Ready? Check it out. Beer. Glass. Alright. Oh I guess I'll go over here for a minute da da da da Oh Holy Crap that's still pouring itself! Oh Wow Oh that's amazing. I've never seen anyone do that! You wanna go out later?
| Tom Tucker: Coming Up! Diane's weight.
| Stewie: This is the worst use of money since i tricked out my Big Wheel.
| Peter: Holy crap that freakin' place was on fire?!
| Lois: Peter you're really are putting away those Mentos.
Peter: Oh these are not Mentos, Lois. Everybody you are looking at a guy who is going to set a new world record. I am going to eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
| Keebler Elves: Alright, we attack the Rice Crispy guys at dawn.
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| Peter asks Chris if he did his homework. Chris nods yes and Peter asks another question. But, if Peter is blind he couldn't see Chris' nod.
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| Keebler Elves
The Keebler Elves are the mascotts for Keebler Cookies and other baked goods.
| Crackle: Here's to snap...
Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the mascotts for Rice Crispie Treats and Rice Crispies cereal.
| Peter: Have you ever seen that show Scrubs?
Scrubs is a comedy show which airs on NBC. Neil Goldman, not the voice of Neil Goldman but Neil Goldman a writer for Family Guy, is also a head writer for Scrubs.
| Peter: Ok, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years. Either have the baby or don't.
This is a funny joke made towards Bonnie. Since technically Family Guy has been around since 1999 and she has been pregnant since then, she has been pregnant for 6 years. Although it could be argued that the other characters in the show have not aged at all since the beginning of Family Guy, so why would Bonnie and the babies 9 months be up?
| Star Wars
At Peter's award giving ceremony Star Wars music is played and Chewbacca, C3PO and R2D2 are present.
This is a reference to the ending of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
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| Peter's fight with the Giant Chicken resumes beginning were they left off in "Da Boom". Once again, it ends without a victor.
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