Deaq: They think we're criminals.
Van: You don't know that, Okay. Maybe they think we work for the CIA. Chicks dig that. It's mysterious.
Deaq: They went to the restroom and didn't come back, Van. Ain't no mystery about that.
Deaq: Van thinks he can turn them.
Billie: Okay, I'll let you in on a little secret. You're the reason lesbians become lesbians.
Deaq: I'm still gonna kick your ass.
Van: You're never gonna see my ass. My ass is gonna be so far ahead of your ass. Take a good look at it 'cause it's the last time you'll see it.
Aquarius: Well, the International Bank of Aquarius does float that flow from time to time, ya, but not to friends, especially the civil servant kind. It's, it's,... it's just bad for business.
Carl Menzies: Whadda ya gonna do, pop a man in a wheelchair? Huh? Do you really want to be that guy?
(Puts a gun to Van's crotch.)
Sara Matthews: You can't be a gentleman, I'm gonna make you a lady.
Van: I sent her flowers.
Billie: You did?
Van: You didn't?
Billie: No.... Did you put my name on the card?
Van: I can see which Amazon's doin' you.
Amazons are a race of powerful women warriors in Greek mythology.
Deaq: First of all, that was my idea to swoop in Han Solo style.
Han Solo is the mercenary turned hero in the episodes 4-6 of the Star Wars saga. In episode 4, he swooped in and took out Darth Vader and his wing-men to clear the way for Luke Skywalker to fire his proton torpedoes and destroy the first Death Star.