Season 1

1 :01x01 - Big Butts

Zaftig Kirstie Alley (as herself) an overweight performer trying to land a job back on television, attends a pitch meeting with a network honcho (Jeff Zucker, as himself). John Travolta has a cameo. Max: Mark Curry. Quinn: Kelly Preston.
Guest Stars: Mark Curry as Max Cooper | Yvette Nicole Brown as Woman in Restaurant | Stacey Grenrock-Woods as Receptionist | Deren Leroy as Cop #1 | Steve Maye as Cop #2 | Michael McDonald (1) as Sam Rascal | Phil Morris as Man at Counter | Kelly Preston as Quinn Taylor Scott | Tait Ruppert as Chuck Manson | John Travolta as Himself | Jeff Zucker as Himself

2 :01x02 - Charlie's Angels

One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she's having a kid, with Kid Rock (who appears as himself). Elsewhere, she's on a mission to land a role in “Charlie's Angels III.” Carmen Electra and Melissa Gilbert have cameos.
Guest Stars: Edie McClurg as Woman in Bathroom | Carmen Electra as Herself | Jaime Aymerich as Little Jorge | A.J. Buckley as McG | John Colella as Waiter | Melissa Gilbert as Herself | Kid Rock as Himself | Vladislav Kozlov as Ballroom Dancer | Kelly Preston as Quinn Taylor Scott | Jason Stuart as McG's Assistant | Ken Weiler as EMT

3 :01x03 - Holy Lesbo Batman

Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.
Guest Stars: Mayim Bialik as Herself | Carl Banks as Police Officer #1 | Mo Collins as Prison Guard | Butch Klein as The New Boyfriend | Kevin Nealon as Johnny Knightley | Kelly Preston as Quinn Taylor Scott | Michael Wiseman as Stephen

4 :01x04 - The Koi Effect

Kirstie's latest diet plan suggests that to lose weight she must surround herself with small things. Leah Remini, Wallace Shawn and Mayim Bialik have cameos.
Guest Stars: Vene L. Arcoraci as Himself | Laura Dash as Little Person #1 | Danielle Franke as Leah's Friend | Vladislav Kozlov as Ballroom Dancer | Leah Remini as Herself | Wallace Shawn as Dr. Sigmund von Oy

5 :01x05 - Crack For Good

When Kirstie's drug-addict brother (Christopher McDonald) suggests a new diet measure, smoking crack, her dysfunctional parents intervene.
Guest Stars: Larry King as Himself | Geoffrey Lewis as Kirstie's Dad | Christopher McDonald as Jimmy - Kirstie's Brother | Kelly Preston as Quinn Taylor Scott | Connie Stevens as Kirstie's Mom

6 :01x06 - Cry Baby McGuire

Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with his wealthy friend, a man with tons of money, and a truckload of emotional baggage.
Guest Stars: Merv Griffin as Himself | Bill Smitrovich as John

7 :01x07 - Hold This

Kirstie discovers that she's low on cash, so she heads to NBC hoping to score another deal. Jeff Zucker, Rhea Perlman.
Guest Stars: Mark Curry as Max Cooper | Michael McDonald (1) as Sam Rascal | Rhea Perlman as Herself | Jeff Zucker as Himself