Fat Actress Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Big Butts

First aired: Mar/07/2005
Guest star: Jeff Zucker (Himself), John Travolta (Himself), Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott), Michael McDonald (Sam Rascal), Steve Maye (Cop #2), Mark Curry (Max Cooper), Stacey Grenrock-Woods (Receptionist), Yvette Nicole Brown (Woman in Restaurant), Tait Ruppert (Chuck Manson), Phil Morris (Man at Counter), Deren Leroy (Cop #1)

Zaftig Kirstie Alley (as herself) an overweight performer trying to land a job back on television, attends a pitch meeting with a network honcho (Jeff Zucker, as himself). John Travolta has a cameo. Max: Mark Curry. Quinn: Kelly Preston.

2 :01x02 - Charlie's Angels

First aired: Mar/14/2005
Guest star: Vladislav Kozlov (Ballroom Dancer), Ken Weiler (EMT), Kid Rock (Himself), Jason Stuart (McG's Assistant), Melissa Gilbert (Herself), A. J. Buckley (McG), John Colella (Waiter), Edie McClurg (Woman in Bathroom), Jaime Aymerich (Little Jorge), Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott), Carmen Electra (Herself)

One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she's having a kid, with Kid Rock (who appears as himself). Elsewhere, she's on a mission to land a role in “Charlie's Angels III.” Carmen Electra and Melissa Gilbert have cameos.

3 :01x03 - Holy Lesbo Batman

First aired: Mar/21/2005
Guest star: Carl Banks (Police Officer #1), Mayim Bialik (Herself), Mo Collins (Prison Guard), Kevin Nealon (Johnny Knightley), Butch Klein (The New Boyfriend), Michael Wiseman (Stephen), Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott)

Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.

4 :01x04 - The Koi Effect

First aired: Mar/28/2005
Guest star: Vene L. Arcoraci (Himself), Vladislav Kozlov (Ballroom Dancer), Laura Dash (Little Person #1), Leah Remini (Herself), Danielle Franke (Leah's Friend), Wallace Shawn (Dr. Sigmund von Oy)

Kirstie's latest diet plan suggests that to lose weight she must surround herself with small things. Leah Remini, Wallace Shawn and Mayim Bialik have cameos.

5 :01x05 - Crack For Good

First aired: Apr/04/2005
Guest star: Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott), Christopher McDonald (Jimmy - Kirstie's Brother), Geoffrey Lewis (Kirstie's Dad), Connie Stevens (Kirstie's Mom), Larry King (Himself)

When Kirstie's drug-addict brother (Christopher McDonald) suggests a new diet measure, smoking crack, her dysfunctional parents intervene.

6 :01x06 - Cry Baby McGuire

First aired: Apr/11/2005
Guest star: Bill Smitrovich (John), Merv Griffin (Himself)

Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with his wealthy friend, a man with tons of money, and a truckload of emotional baggage.

7 :01x07 - Hold This

First aired: Apr/18/2005
Guest star: Mark Curry (Max Cooper), Michael McDonald (Sam Rascal), Jeff Zucker (Himself), Rhea Perlman (Herself)

Kirstie discovers that she's low on cash, so she heads to NBC hoping to score another deal. Jeff Zucker, Rhea Perlman.