Male Co-Worker: Hey Gemberling, can you show me how to sink up those PPD modules?
Gemberling: Yeah sure, you just gotta add a little coffee! (Gemberling throws coffee in his face)
Female Co-Worker: Gemberling, you can't treat your friends like that.
Gemberling: Get it straight, I don't need friends, there will never be a circumstance where I need friends.