Tiny Villager: It was prophesied that you would come and save us from that demon filth Gorbash.
Chains: Oh yeah? Well what's in it for me?
Tiny Villager: Anything you want.
Chains: How about 50 bucks and a handy?
(The Tiny Villagers cheer)
Chains: Alright, it's time to get laid, get paid, and have my cat spayed. Chosen One's gonna find this Gorbash guy.