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Series 3

17 :03x01 - Are You Right There, Father Ted?

Father Ted gets kicked out of a rich parish due to financial irregularities and returns to his old parish which is in a mess. While cleaning up, he uses a lamp shade to mimic a Chinese man, while a Chinese family are watching. The word then spreads around craggy island that father ted is a racist. Ted must now clear his name by holding a multicultural event.
Guest Stars: Ann Callanan as Mrs. Carberry | Eamon Rohan as Colm | Ozzie Yue as Mr. Yin | Simon Nelson as Fr. Darren | Peter Sakon Lee (1) as Yin Son | Des Keogh as Older Dublin Priest | Patrick Kavanagh (1) as Fr. Seamus Fitzpatrick | Vernon Dobtcheff as Old Nazi

18 :03x02 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

A sheep judging competition comes to Craggy Island and Father Ted puts his air conditioning money on a sure fire winner, until the sheep's condition starts deteriorating. Father Ted decides to nurse the sheep back to health and find out what's wrong with the sheep.
Guest Stars: Pat McGrath as Hud Hastings | Eamon Rohan as Judge | Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary | Peadar Lamb as Fargo Boyle | Patrick Drury as John O'Leary | Peter Dineen as Giant Reid

19 :03x03 - Speed 3

After Father Ted gets the milkman fired for obscene practices, Dougal takes up the job of being milkman. To get revenge, the old milkman has left a little bomb on the milk float. The bomb will set if Dougal accelerates to 5km/h and will go off if he goes below 5km/h.
Guest Stars: John Rogan as Mr. Fox | Eamon Morrissey as Father Beeching | Arthur Mathews (2) as Father Clarke | Pat Laffan as Pat Mustard | Gail Fitzpatrick as Mrs. Millet

20 :03x04 - The Mainland

Father Ted, Dougal and Jack decide to go to the mainland to collect money. While there they drop Mrs Doyle off with a friend and go to some caves. Meanwhile Jack gets new glasses and then stumbles into an AA meeting. A lot of trouble follows for the characters as the mainland can be a dangerous place.
Guest Stars: Mary Ann O'Donoghue as Optician | Frank Murray as Waiter | Conor Lovett as Ronald | Owen Kavanagh as Policeman | Richard Wilson (1) as Himself | Anna Livia Ryan as Check-in Woman | Graham Norton as Fr. Noel Furlong | Doreen Keogh as Mrs. Dineen | Tom Farrelly as Gerry Fields

21 :03x05 - Escape from Victory

Ted thinks that Father Dick Byrne has rigged the parochial house so that he can learn all of Teds over 75s all priests soccer match secrets. Disaster strikes when Ted's best player dies and second best player, Father Jack drinks a bottle of sleeping syrup and falls asleep. Father Ted must find a way to overcome this incredibly ludicrous situation he is in.
Guest Stars: Miriam Kelly as Friend of Mrs. Doyle | Conor Evans as Fr. Romeo Sensini | Peter Dix as Craggy Island Goalkeeper | Jason Byrne as Referee | Don Wycherley as Fr. Cyril MacDuff | Birdy Sweeney as Fr. Cullen | Charles Simon as Fr. Jim | Maurice O'Donoghue as Fr. Dick Byrne | Doreen Keogh as Mrs. Dineen | Stephen Brennan as Fr. Niall Haverty

22 :03x06 - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

After cheating in the soccer game, Father Ted learns that as punishment he has to kick Bishop Brennan up the backside. Can Father Ted gather the courage to do it?
Guest Stars: Aislinn Sands as Check in Woman | Sharon Devlin as Air Hostess | Paul Tylack as Warrior | Jim Norton (2) as Bishop Len Brennan | Ian Fitzgibbon as Fr. Jessup | Tim Dry as Vatican Official

23 :03x07 - Night of the Nearly Dead

After Mrs Doyle wins a poetry competition, Eoin Mclove a middle aged woman's dream machine comes to visit Craggy island. When Mrs Doyle accidentally reveals the date that he is coming, the house is then mobbed by middle aged women wanting to see Eoin Mclove.
Guest Stars: Patrick McDonnell as Eoin McLove | Maggie Shevlin as Mrs. Collins | Vincent Marzello as Television Psychiatrist | Maria Doyle Kennedy as Patsy | Elva Crowley as Mrs. Boyle

24 :03x08 - Going to America

After Father Ted deals with and saves a young priest who wants to commit suicide, an American priest is impressed by his work. He invites him over to a rich parish in Los Angeles. The rest of them hear about this, but they think that they are going as well. Does Father Ted have the courage to tell them that they are not going to America after all.
Guest Stars: Jeff Harding as Fr. Buzz Cagney | Hugh B. O'Brien as Eugene | Mark Doherty as Fr. Alan | Brian Eno as Fr. Brian Eno | Tommy Tiernan as Fr. Kevin
Songs: Radiohead -- Exit Music (For a Film), Isaac Hayes -- Theme from Shaft
Warning: Father Ted guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: Channel 4 ( United Kingdom)
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: April 21, 1995
Ended: May 01, 1998
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