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Series 1
1 :01x01 - Good Luck, Father Ted (Apr/21/1995)
3 priests are living on Craggy Island, a small island off the mainland of Ireland. Father Ted gets a call from an Irish documentary and is told that he will be in an interview on the television. Meanwhile the carnival comes to the island. Can Father Ted juggle an excited Dougal, a drunk Father Jack and the TV crew all at the same time?
Guest Stars: Patrick Drury as John O'Leary, Pat Shortt as Tom, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Gerard Lee as Terry Macnamee, Blanaid Irvine as Tarot Reader
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
2 :01x02 - Entertaining Father Stone (Apr/28/1995)
Father Stone comes to visit the trio on Craggy Island. The problem is that he is very boring and doesn't say much. He begins to drive Father Ted insane but when Father Ted prays that god gets rid of Father Stone in any way possible, is he going too far?
Guest Stars: Michael Redmond as Father Stone, David Carey (1) as Doctor, James Berwick as Mr. Stone, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Arthur Mathews (2) as Father Billy Kerrigan, Joane Hall as Granny Stone, Patrick Drury as John O'Leary, Kate Binchy as Mrs. Stone
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
3 :01x03 - The Passion Of St Tibulus (May/05/1995)
Bishop Brennan, the parish Bishop pays Father Ted, Jack and Dougal a visit, telling them that they have to be seen protesting against the new film 'The Passion of St Tibulus.' They go down to protest against the film, but will the extra publicity they bring it be a bad thing?
Guest Stars: Hugh B. O'Brien as Pat Harty, Ann Rowan as Mrs. Sheridan, Jon Kenny (1) as Michael Cocheese, Don Foley as Jim Halpin, Geoffrey Perkins as Spanish Interpreter, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Jim Norton (1) as Bishop Len Brennan, Pat leavy as Woman in Cinema, Blanaid Irvine as Mrs. Glynn, Derrick Branche as Father Jose Fernandez, Patrick Drury as John O'Leary
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
4 :01x04 - Competition Time (May/12/1995)
It's time for the annual all priests lookalike competition and Ted, in hope of beating Father Dick Byrne decides to dress up as Elvis Presley, only to find out that Dougal and Father Jack are going as Elvis as well. Father Ted is also made to look after the host of the competition, Henry Sellers. Father Ted must formulate a plan to win the competition.
Guest Stars: John Olohan as Sergeant Deegan, Chris Curran as Fr. Jim Jordan, Niall Buggy as Henry Sellers, Fergus O'Kelly as Fr. Barty Dunne, Maurice O'Donoghue as Fr. Dick Byrne, Don Wycherley as Fr. Cyril MacDuff, Edwina Day as Monica, Jean Ainslie as Jane
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
5 :01x05 - And God Created Woman (May/19/1995)
Father Ted finds himself being tempted by novelist Polly Clarke. Ted strikes trouble when he realizes that he has arranged a meeting with Polly at the same time he is supposed to be holding a church sermon.
Guest Stars: Rosemary Henderson as Sr. Assumpta, Pat Shortt as Tom, Don Foley as Jim Halpin, Gemma Craven as Polly Clarke, Claire Cathcart as Sister Margaret
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
6 :01x06 - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest (May/26/1995)
After Jack drinks an entire bottle of floor polish, he seems to get the symptoms of being dead. Then Father Jack's executor informs them that Jack has left them half a million pounds if they both agree to spend one night with Father Jack's body to make sure that he is not alive.
Guest Stars: Zara Turner as Laura Sweeney, Mairead McKinley as Sr. Monica, Jimmy Keogh as Father Fay, Tommy Duggan (1) as Father Paul Cleary, Shay Gorman as Father Jim Sutton
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
Series 2
7 :02x01 - Hell (Mar/08/1996)
Father Ted, Dougal and Jack go on holidays to a caravan park. Their holiday excitement is limited when they find out that the place only has two places of interest. Things get even worse when they keep meeting the same two people in very awkward places.
Guest Stars: Joe Taylor (2) as Sewage Supervisor, Yvonne Shanley as Janine Reilly, Luke Hayden as Mr. Gleason, Ann Hayden as Mrs. Gleason, Stephen Gallagher (2) as Tony Lynch, Tom Farrelly (1) as Gerry Fields, Robert English as Policeman, Pat Shortt as Tom, Graham Norton as Fr. Noel Furlong, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
8 :02x02 - Think Fast, Father Ted (Mar/15/1996)
A leaky roof is threatening to collapse on the three Fathers, so they decide to hold a raffle in order to raise money for the roof. After Ted accidentally destroys the car they have been given for a prize, he must then go and rig the raffle so that Dougal wins the car and no one is any wiser.
Guest Stars: James Benson (1) as Fr. Liam Finnegan, Gerry O'Brien (1) as Fr. Billy O'Dwyer, Ben Keaton as Fr. Austin Purcell
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
9 :02x03 - Tentacles of Doom (Mar/22/1996)
3 Bishops visit Craggy Island and stay at the parochial house when the Holy Stone of Clonrichert is upgraded as a relic.
Guest Stars: Mark O'Regan as Vatican Priest, Denys Hawthorne as Bishop Facks, Malcolm Douglas as Vatican Priest, Paddy Ward as Bishop Jordan, Kevin Moore as Bishop O'Neill, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
10 :02x04 - The Old Grey Whistle Theft (Mar/29/1996)
Dougal meets a new hip young friend when Father Ted goes for a picnic. Father Ted is forced to leave the picnic area when a very rude couple kick him off. That night a whistle is stolen from the picnic ground owner. Who took it?
Guest Stars: Mal Whyte as Benson, Joe Rooney as Father Damien Lennon, Ann Rowan as Mrs. Glynn, John Olohan as Sergeant Hodgins, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Arthur Mathews (2) as Father Billy Kerrigan, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff, Don Foley as Jim Halpin, Rio Fanning as Father Frost, Patrick Drury as John O'Leary, Charlotte Bradley as Woman at Picnic
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
11 :02x05 - A Song for Europe (Apr/05/1996)
After a challenge by Father Dick Byrne, Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Euro-vision song contest. After writing a song that doesn't go very well, they decide to steal the music from a previous winner.
Guest Stars: Don Wycherley as Fr. Cyril MacDuff, Maurice O'Donoghue as Fr. Dick Byrne, Jon Kenny (1) as Fred Rickwood, Peter Caffrey as Charles Hedges
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
12 :02x06 - The Plague (Apr/12/1996)
The three priests get struck with a plague of rabbits and they find out that Bishop Brennan is coming to visit them. They have to find the source of the plague of rabbits because they know that Bishop Brennan really hates rabbits.
Guest Stars: Joan Sheehy as Mrs. Noonan, James Rymer as Father Brendan, Pat Shortt as Tom, Jim Norton (1) as Bishop Len Brennan, Arthur Mathews (2) as Father Ben, David Heap as Mr. Noonan, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
13 :02x07 - Rock-a-Hula Ted (aka Lovely Girls) (Apr/19/1996)
Feminist singer Niamh Connolly arrives on the island. When Dougal admits to Ted that he doesn't know how to deal with women, Ted gives him a list of instructions. While Ted is out, Niamh arrives and Dougal takes Ted's list a bit too seriously, which generates bad consequences.
Guest Stars: Alan Shortt as TV Interviewer, Clare Grogan as Niamh Connolly, Eddie Bannon as Competition spectator, Joe Taylor (2) as Competition Spectator, Mick Nolan as Competition Spectator, Joe Gallagher as Competition Spectator, Dermot Crowley as Fr. Liam Deliverance, Dawn Bradfield as Imelda
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
14 :02x08 - Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading (Apr/26/1996)
During Lent, Father Dick Byrne tells Father Ted that they are making sacrifices for Lent, so Father Ted decides to outdo them by giving up smoking, forcing Father Jack to give up drinking and making Dougal give up riding his bike. In order to help them keep their Lenten promises they hire a nun to help them. How long can they keep their Lenten promises and what is Dick Byrne really up to?
Guest Stars: Don Wycherley as Fr. Cyril MacDuff, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Maurice O'Donoghue as Fr. Dick Byrne, Rosemary Henderson as Sr. Assumpta, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff, Patrick Drury as John O'Leary, Chris Curran as Fr. Jim Johnson
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
15 :02x09 - New Jack City (May/03/1996)
After Father Jack comes down with a condition that makes hair grow on his hands, he is sent to a special home. Father Ted and Dougal celebrate too early as the next day he is replaced with a priest even worse then Jack.
Guest Stars: Brendan Grace as Fr. Fintan Stack, Fred Ridgeway as Fr. Ken Dillon, Declan Mulholland as Fr. Michael, Paddy Joyce as Fr. Billy, Desmond Jordan as Posh Priest, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff, Ultan Ely O'Carroll as Shouting Priest, Vass Anderson as Doctor Sinnot
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
16 :02x10 - Flight into Terror (May/10/1996)
Ted and Dougal are flying back from the site of a miracle. Ted has a huge fear of flying and is being harassed by other priests. Meanwhile Dougal visits the cockpit and presses something that makes the plane run into trouble.
Guest Stars: Lissa Evans as Tape Dispenser, Jonathan White as Father Flynn, Paul Hickey (1) as Fr. O'Shea, Kevin Gildea as Father Cave, David Dale as Big Nun, Graham Norton as Fr. Noel Furlong, Gerard Murphy (1) as The Pilot, Graham Linehan as Father Gallagher, Jimmy Keogh as Father Fay, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff, Patrick Duggan as Father Joe Briefley
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
A Christmassy Ted (Dec/24/1996)
After managing to avoid a scandal in the Catholic church by leading a group of lost priests out of the largest lingerie section in Ireland, Father Ted wins a Golden Cleric award, one of the highest awards a priest can get. After he wins this award, Father Ted realizes that he is somehow unhappy with himself and needs to cheer up. Meanwhile a new priest shows up that Father Ted can't seem to recognize. Who is he and what is he up to?
Guest Stars: Andrew McCulloch as Bishop Tom McCaskell, Kevin McKidd as Fr. Deegan, Conor Mullen as Award Ceremony Priest, Gerard McSorley as Fr. Todd Unctious, Tony Rohr as Drunken Priest in Bar, Joe Taylor (2) as Fr. Cleary, Stephen Tompkinson as Fr. Peter Clifford, Barry Murphy as Salesman, Aine O'Connor as Sr. Helen Locklear, Neil McCaul (1) as Fr. Terry, Dervla Kirwan as Assumpta Fitzgerald, Billy Boyle (1) as Chatback Priest, Ed Byrne (2) as Chatback Youth, Colum Gallivan as Fr. Reilly, Donncha Crowley as Fr. Billy, Brendan Dempsey as Fr. Dick Mayo, Miche Doherty as Award Ceremony Priest, Clive Geraghty as Fisherman, Anne Gildea as Woman with Baby, Tony Guilfoyle as Fr. Larry Duff, Paul Tylack as Award Ceremony Priest
Director: Declan Lowney
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
Series 3
17 :03x01 - Are You Right There, Father Ted? (Mar/15/1998)
Father Ted gets kicked out of a rich parish due to financial irregularities and returns to his old parish which is in a mess. While cleaning up, he uses a lamp shade to mimic a Chinese man, while a Chinese family are watching. The word then spreads around craggy island that father ted is a racist. Ted must now clear his name by holding a multicultural event.
Guest Stars: Eamon Rohan as Colm, Ozzie Yue as Mr. Yin, Simon Nelson as Fr. Darren, Peter Sakon Lee (1) as Yin Son, Des Keogh as Older Dublin Priest, Patrick Kavanagh (1) as Fr. Seamus Fitzpatrick, Vernon Dobtcheff as Old Nazi, Ann Callanan as Mrs. Carberry
Directors: Graham Linehan, Andy DeEmmony
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
18 :03x02 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep (Mar/20/1998)
A sheep judging competition comes to Craggy Island and Father Ted puts his air conditioning money on a sure fire winner, until the sheep's condition starts deteriorating. Father Ted decides to nurse the sheep back to health and find out what's wrong with the sheep.
Guest Stars: Pat McGrath as Hud Hastings, Eamon Rohan as Judge, Rynagh O'Grady as Mary O'Leary, Peadar Lamb as Fargo Boyle, Patrick Drury as John O'Leary, Peter Dineen as Giant Reid
Directors: Graham Linehan, Andy DeEmmony
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
19 :03x03 - Speed 3 (Mar/27/1998)
After Father Ted gets the milkman fired for obscene practices, Dougal takes up the job of being milkman. To get revenge, the old milkman has left a little bomb on the milk float. The bomb will set if Dougal accelerates to 5km/h and will go off if he goes below 5km/h.
Guest Stars: John Rogan as Mr. Fox, Eamon Morrissey (1) as Father Beeching, Arthur Mathews (2) as Father Clarke, Pat Laffan as Pat Mustard, Gail Fitzpatrick as Mrs. Millet
Directors: Andy DeEmmony, Graham Linehan
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
20 :03x04 - The Mainland (Apr/03/1998)
Father Ted, Dougal and Jack decide to go to the mainland to collect money. While there they drop Mrs Doyle off with a friend and go to some caves. Meanwhile Jack gets new glasses and then stumbles into an AA meeting. A lot of trouble follows for the characters as the mainland can be a dangerous place.
Guest Stars: Mary Ann O'Donoghue as Optician, Frank Murray as Waiter, Conor Lovett as Ronald, Owen Kavanagh as Policeman, Richard Wilson (1) as Himself, Anna Livia Ryan as Check-in Woman, Graham Norton as Fr. Noel Furlong, Doreen Keogh as Mrs. Dineen, Tom Farrelly (1) as Gerry Fields
Directors: Andy DeEmmony, Graham Linehan
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
21 :03x05 - Escape from Victory (Apr/10/1998)
Ted thinks that Father Dick Byrne has rigged the parochial house so that he can learn all of Teds over 75s all priests soccer match secrets. Disaster strikes when Ted's best player dies and second best player, Father Jack drinks a bottle of sleeping syrup and falls asleep. Father Ted must find a way to overcome this incredibly ludicrous situation he is in.
Guest Stars: Miriam Kelly (1) as Friend of Mrs. Doyle, Conor Evans (2) as Fr. Romeo Sensini, Peter Dix as Craggy Island Goalkeeper, Jason Byrne (1) as Referee, Don Wycherley as Fr. Cyril MacDuff, Birdy Sweeney as Fr. Cullen, Charles Simon as Fr. Jim, Maurice O'Donoghue as Fr. Dick Byrne, Doreen Keogh as Mrs. Dineen, Stephen Brennan as Fr. Niall Haverty
Directors: Graham Linehan, Andy DeEmmony
Writer: Arthur Mathews (2), Graham Linehan
 
22 :03x06 - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse (Apr/17/1998)
After cheating in the soccer game, Father Ted learns that as punishment he has to kick Bishop Brennan up the backside. Can Father Ted gather the courage to do it?
Guest Stars: Aislinn Sands as Check in Woman, Sharon Devlin as Air Hostess, Paul Tylack as Warrior, Jim Norton (1) as Bishop Len Brennan, Ian Fitzgibbon as Fr. Jessup, Tim Dry as Vatican Official
Directors: Graham Linehan, Andy DeEmmony
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
23 :03x07 - Night of the Nearly Dead (Apr/24/1998)
After Mrs Doyle wins a poetry competition, Eoin Mclove a middle aged woman's dream machine comes to visit Craggy island. When Mrs Doyle accidentally reveals the date that he is coming, the house is then mobbed by middle aged women wanting to see Eoin Mclove.
Guest Stars: Patrick McDonnell as Eoin McLove, Maggie Shevlin as Mrs. Collins, Vincent Marzello as Television Psychiatrist, Maria Doyle Kennedy (1) as Patsy, Elva Crowley as Mrs. Boyle
Directors: Andy DeEmmony, Graham Linehan
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
24 :03x08 - Going to America (May/01/1998)
After Father Ted deals with and saves a young priest who wants to commit suicide, an American priest is impressed by his work. He invites him over to a rich parish in Los Angeles. The rest of them hear about this, but they think that they are going as well. Does Father Ted have the courage to tell them that they are not going to America after all.
Guest Stars: Tommy Tiernan as Fr. Kevin, Brian Eno as Fr. Brian Eno, Mark Doherty as Fr. Alan, Hugh B. O'Brien as Eugene, Jeff Harding as Fr. Buzz Cagney
Directors: Andy DeEmmony, Graham Linehan
Writer: Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews (2)
 
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