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Father Ted: A Christmassy Ted

After managing to avoid a scandal in the Catholic church by leading a group of lost priests out of the largest lingerie section in Ireland, Father Ted wins a Golden Cleric award, one of the highest awards a priest can get. After he wins this award, Father Ted realizes that he is somehow unhappy with himself and needs to cheer up. Meanwhile a new priest shows up that Father Ted can't seem to recognize. Who is he and what is he up to?


10/10 (2 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 2x0
Airdate: Tuesday December 24th, 1996



Guest Stars
Joe Taylor (2)Joe Taylor (2)
As Fr. Cleary
Recurring
Paul TylackPaul Tylack
As Award Ceremony Priest
Recurring
Tony GuilfoyleTony Guilfoyle
As Fr. Larry Duff
Recurring
Aine OAine O'Connor
As Sr. Helen Locklear
Andrew McCullochAndrew McCulloch
As Bishop Tom McCaskell
Anne GildeaAnne Gildea
As Woman with Baby
Barry MurphyBarry Murphy
As Salesman
Billy Boyle (1)Billy Boyle (1)
As Chatback Priest
Brendan DempseyBrendan Dempsey
As Fr. Dick Mayo
Clive GeraghtyClive Geraghty
As Fisherman
Colum GallivanColum Gallivan
As Fr. Reilly
Conor MullenConor Mullen
As Award Ceremony Priest
Dervla KirwanDervla Kirwan
As Assumpta Fitzgerald
Donncha CrowleyDonncha Crowley
As Fr. Billy
Ed Byrne (2)Ed Byrne (2)
As Chatback Youth
Gerard McSorleyGerard McSorley
As Fr. Todd Unctious
Kevin McKiddKevin McKidd
As Fr. Deegan
Miche DohertyMiche Doherty
As Award Ceremony Priest
Neil McCaul (1)Neil McCaul (1)
As Fr. Terry
Stephen TompkinsonStephen Tompkinson
As Fr. Peter Clifford
Tony RohrTony Rohr
As Drunken Priest in Bar
Main Cast
Dermot MorganDermot Morgan
As Father Ted Crilly
Ardal OArdal O'Hanlon
As Father Dougal Mcguire
Pauline McLynnPauline McLynn
As Mrs. Doyle
Frank KellyFrank Kelly
As Father Jack Hackett
Episode Quotes
Ted: Where did you manage to stick Jack in the end?
Dougal: Ah, they've got this great place, Ted where you can put people who don't want to go shopping. They can just stay there and have a laugh.
Ted: Really? Never heard of that. Were there other people there?
Dougal: Ah, loads of people, Ted. He'll be fine.
(Meanwhile, Jack is in a creche, smoking a cigarette and surrounding by children playing)

Dougal: (about the Christmas tree lights) Gone, back, gone, back.

Dougal: What's going on?
Another priest: I think Ted has a plan.
Dougal: No, I mean in general.

Dougal: (talking about scary films) Ah c'mon, Ted - a Volkswagen with a mind of its own driving around all over the place and going mad - if that's not scary, I don't know what is!

Mrs. Doyle: (attempting to guess the new priests name) Father Hank Tree. Father Hiroshima Twinkie. Father Stig Bubblecard. Father Johnny Helzapoppin. Father Luke Duke. Father Billy Furley. Father Chewy Louie. Father John Hoop. Father Harry Cakelinem. Father Rabulah Conundrum. Father Pee-wee Stairmaster. Father Tri-Peglips. Father Jemimah Ractoole. Father Jerry Twig. Father Spodo Komodo. Father Canabramalamer. Father Todd Unctious.
Father Todd: Yes!



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