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Father Ted, Dougal and Jack go on holidays to a caravan park. Their holiday excitement is limited when they find out that the place only has two places of interest. Things get even worse when they keep meeting the same two people in very awkward places.


Episode Info


Episode number: 2x1
Airdate: Friday March 08th, 1996



  • Currently 10/10
10/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Graham NortonGraham Norton
As Fr. Noel Furlong
Recurring
Joe Taylor (2)Joe Taylor (2)
As Sewage Supervisor
Recurring
Pat ShorttPat Shortt
As Tom
Recurring
Tom FarrellyTom Farrelly
As Gerry Fields
Recurring
Tony GuilfoyleTony Guilfoyle
As Fr. Larry Duff
Recurring
Ann HaydenAnn Hayden
As Mrs. Gleason
Luke HaydenLuke Hayden
As Mr. Gleason
Robert EnglishRobert English
As Policeman
Yvonne ShanleyYvonne Shanley
As Janine Reilly
Main Cast
Dermot MorganDermot Morgan
As Father Ted Crilly
Ardal OArdal O'Hanlon
As Father Dougal Mcguire
Pauline McLynnPauline McLynn
As Mrs. Doyle
Frank KellyFrank Kelly
As Father Jack Hackett
Episode Quotes
Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Ted: Good man!
Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God, I'm an awful eejit!

Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
(She holds up a cupcake)
Ted: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Ted: WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.



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