Daphne and Niles decide they have to get married immediately, so they elope to Reno the same night without telling anyone. When they get back, they discover that the rest of the family would be upset if they didn't get to go to the wedding, so they decide to have another wedding without telling anyone about the first one.
When Frasier and Niles are in Frasier's car and decide to enter a car park, Frasier decides he does not want to park there and tries to drive out right after driving in, but the parking attendant is charging Frasier the price of 1 hour or under parking. Frasier who feels that he shouldn't be charged since he only drove in and out decides to stay in the car park infront of the exit since he was being charged for a hours worth of parking, which disallowed anybody to exit the car park. However his radio show starts in 15 minutes at that time.
Frasier convinces Martin to run for president of the condo committee with the idea of using him as a figurehead to get Frasier's own policies implemented. Frasier is disappointed when Martin turns out to have his own ideas.
When Bulldog keeps pulling practical jokes on Frasier, Frasier retaliates with his own practical joke...but with a twist.
Frasier's son Freddy has turned 13 and is having his Bar Mitzvah in Boston. Frasier wants to deliver a blessing in Hebrew and asks KACL's Star Trek fan Noel to translate the blessing for him. In return, Noel asks Frasier to get Scott Bakula's autograph at a Star Trek convention. When Frasier misses the convention, Noel gets his revenge by translating Frasier's blessing into Klingon.
Frasier and Martin are trying to find a replacement for Daphne as Frasier's housekeeper. Martin insists on hiring Trish, simply because she is a sports fan, but Frasier thinks she is irresponsible. When Trish turns out to be incompetent, Martin tries to cover for her by doing the housework himself. Meanwhile, Niles is told by his doctor that he has a serious heart problem.
Niles is in hospital preparing to have his heart bypass surgery. Frasier makes himself unpopular by claiming to know more about Niles' heart condition than the surgeon. Meanwhile the rest of the family waits while the surgery progresses, and several flashbacks show some of their experiences in hospitals.
Niles is out of hospital after his heart surgery, but is reluctant to resume normal life because he is afraid he will have a relapse. However, he has become insufferable as well, as he thinks his near-death experience has given him a deep insight into the proper way of living one's life.
Daphne and Niles want to host the family's Christmas at their house, however Frasier wants to hold it at his. The constant arguing between the three leads to Martin taking a work day on Christmas because he can't handle all the arguement. Niles and Frasier decide to take Christmas to Martin and switch the fake presents under the tree at Martin's job with the real presents under the tree in Frasier's house.
When Frasier and Niles join a top health spa they find out that they do not currently have the top level of membership when they see a gold door. Once they get gold level membership they find a platinum door...
The radio's new financial commentator Julia is given 15 minutes out of Frasier's show. Frasier tries to make friends with her but she rejects his advances and accuses him of sexual harassment. As a result all the KACL staff have to go to a "gender issues" seminar.
Meanwhile Niles has to see his patients at home while his office is being refurbished.
Lilith comes out to Seattle to ask Frasier for a frozen sperm donation so she can have a second child, but Frasier can't make up his mind if he wants to do it. Meanwhile, Daphne takes her mother and Roz and Alice to Canada for a holiday.
Daphne decides to make dinner for Niles and his peers after she suggests that she does the dinner since whenever Frasier and Niles does it, it always ends in catastrophe. They decide that Frasier shouldn't be involved in the preparation of food or organizing the party, but when Frasier learns of this news he decides not to go to the party at all. But she has trouble cooking it and calls Frasier for help. However, she can't let Niles know that Frasier cooked the food and continues to hide Frasier in the kitchen.
When Niles partners someone else for a squash tournament, Frasier teams up with Chelsea, a gym teacher who goes to the same squash club. After they win the tournament, Frasier starts dating her, but seeing her shouting at a pupil in her class one day brings back nightmares from Frasier's own school days.
Frasier and Niles get talked into going to the KACL bikeathon. There's just one problem - neither of them knows how to ride a bike.
Meanwhile, Martin discovers that Gertrude Moon tried to destroy his relationship with Cora Winston.
Kenny is having a rough time adjusting to his divorce so Frasier agrees to see him as a psychiatric patient. However, Kenny finds that Martin gives him much better therapy by encouraging him just to enjoy himself and forget his troubles rather than try to analyze them.
Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne take yoga lessons.
Frasier and Niles are offered top-quality caviar by a Russian sailor. When they serve it at a party in Frasier's apartment, his posh guests all want to know where they got it, but rather than reveal their source, they become "dealers", and sell caviar in exchange for entry to the high levels of society.
Meanwhile, Martin tries to return a $40 overpayment from a teller machine, but runs foul of the bank's bureaucracy.
After lending some minor help to a KACL project to build a home, Frasier feels he has to give the new residents advice on decor.
Niles has to fill in when Martin is too ill to give a safety demonstration to a class of 4th graders.
After Daphne and her mother have a blazing row, her mother takes a job as a waitress at Café Nervosa to make Daphne feel guilty.
Frasier is devastated when Café Nervosa hires Ben, a live musician who shatters the quiet atmosphere. As a result he goes in search of a new coffee house, but in the process he discovers that Julia Wilcox is having an affair with his (married) accountant Avery. As usual, Frasier decides he has to meddle to try to prevent Julia from getting hurt.
TV's Dr. Phil is in Seattle and because Frasier and he went to college together, Frasier goes to a reception for Dr. Phil to renew his acquaintance. While there, he discovers that Bebe Glazer is now Dr. Phil's agent. Frasier, jealous of Dr. Phil's success, tries to woo Bebe back as his own agent again.
Leland Barton, who used to be a research assistant to Fraser's and Niles's mother, visits the Cranes on a trip to Seattle from Paris. His personality, mannerisms and tastes are so similar to those of Frasier and Niles that Martin begins to wonder if Leland is the boys' real father.
Niles and Daphne try to decide on a name for their future child even though Daphne isn't pregnant yet, in order to get a head start on an application to a prestigious school.
Julia breaks up with Avery but thinks he is trying to steal a computer program that she wrote, so she and Frasier break into his office to delete the files from Avery's computer. While there they are disturbed by a cleaning woman so they hide in the closet where Julia kisses Frasier. Frasier, of course, sees deep significance in the kiss.
Niles is introduced to target shooting by Martin, and Roz applies for a job at another radio station.