The Freak Squad are sent to Jarbala, an island that contains the perry nut, one of the President's favorite snacks.
After hearing that the Hartsdales have received a threat, the Freak Squad is sent out to protect them in Vienna.
The Bearded Clam falls for Toby Tritt Greenwood, a country music star. When the Freak Squad is sent out to destroy a President slandering billboard, the Bearded Clam cannot decided between her love or the mission.
Siamese twins Tuck and Benny get into an argument and decide to split. When a family of nuclear tourists threatens New York City, the twins must decide if they should reunite to try and thwart the plot.
Log Cabin Republican has become distracted while running for his Senate position, so he calls up the Freak Squad to New Hampshire to deal with his mission.
The Hartsdales agree to have Primi circumcised while performing in a largely Jewish community.
Pat Robertson and the president conspire to upstage the Jewish Messiah. Primi's discovery of the plot puts him in danger.