(When Roddy MacStew was attempting to tell the Board of Directors about the pinnacle chip)
Roddy MacStew: It’d download all the information on the Internet into their minds, giving them superhuman powers, enabling them to do just about anything! But they’d be very silly, extremely perturbed. They’d be a Freakazoid!
Board Chairman: A freaky zoid? What’s that?
Roddy MacStew: It’s exactly what it sounds like, Mr. Fancy Man, sitting in your chair!