Jessie: Witches have bosses?
Winnie: Hey, I know this job looks glamorous to you, but to the company, I'm just another middle-level broom-pusher.
Gene: What's an escrow paper?
Mr. Flynn: Kids. They're so stupid!
Gene: Did the guy from Little League call yet?
Winnie: Not yet, but all our operators are standing by.
T.J.: Winnie, could you please make us some lunch? Just something simple -- tuna fish, peanut butter...
Mr. Flynn: Crabcakes with a light mustard sauce.
Mr. Flynn: I buy out useless businesses and in their place, I put up something of real value. Now, in this case, I am tearing down an animal shelter and a nursery school to put up a mini-mall.
Winnie: Jessie, can you keep a secret?
Jessie: Not usually.
Jessie: But you can't leave now. We still need you! Dad's just starting to loosen up and Gene's gonna need help in Little League -- and I'm staring into the abyss of my teenage years!
Bill: Tell me, Winnie, do you think it's possible for two people, complete strangers, to meet for the first time, share but a brief conversation and yet still take a shower together?
Winnie: They're going through a rough time. They need some fun and laughter in their lives... and frankly, cable isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Bill: We can't have witches here on Earth running amok with their powers. There'd be a few selfish people with all the money and control... okay, so it wouldn't be that different!
Winnie: Bill, you're cheating.
Bill: I know.
Winnie: It's not fair!
Bill: That's the essence of cheating!
Winnie: He's a pig!
Bill: No, he's a mortal, but that's a common mistake!