Episode Quotes
Billy Riggins: Every time she farts she’s thinking that her waters breaking or that she’s having contractions. So back off
Tim: Hey Billy can you pass me that violin please?
Billy Riggins: Shut up.
Tim: You’re hoggin it.
Tim: You look different
Coach: Yeah, it’s the color
Tim: Yeah, it’s a pretty red.
Buddy Garrity: Do you know what you're looking at Eric
Coach: No, why don't you fill me in
Buddy Garrity: This is the adress for Luke cafferty, star running back Dillon
panthers, future superstar Luke. This is the address they have for him
Coach: Where does he really live?
Buddy Garrity: East Dillon. He's suppose to be yours
In the school cafeteria
Coach: (To Landry) Can I talk to you for a minute. I don't know what's going on with my football players but
I need your help to get them together.
(Landry interrupts Eric)
Landry: Why did you forfeit the game, coach
Coach: sorry?
Landry: I said why did you forfeit the game
Coach: I heard your question
Landry: Do.. Whe.. Your going you answer that cause I don't understand
Coach: Let me tell you something, I don't have to explain my decisions to
you, Landry do you understand me
Landry: well I can explain it to you, everyone gave absolutely everything
they have out there and you just quit on us. I don't know if you
really know what that feels like but it's not a very good feeling. I'm
done and everyone else is done.
Coach: Hé ... hé Landry
Mike Leach: Hey, do you know how to get to Lubbock?
Coach: You gotta take 61 up to 23.
Mike Leach: Hey, Dillon East, right? You’re the coach at Dillon East. You’ve lost your inner pirate. Uh, have you ever heard swing your sword? You’re supposed to swing your sword like this, but you’re swinging yours like this. You’ve got to find your inner pirate. A lot of times things just happen for a reason. We don’t know why God wants it that way, but you can’t make the best out of it until you get back your inner pirate. You might be the luckiest man alive and not even know it.