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Friends: The One With the Candy Hearts
It's Valentine's Day, and Ross prepares for his first date in nine years. But he finds himself dining in the same restaurant as Carol and Susan, which prompts him to pursue his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Joey accidentally sets Chandler on a blind-date with Janice. They get drunk and sleep together. Regretful, Chandler must find a way to break up with Janice for the third time - on Valentine's Day. Elsewhere, Phoebe, Monica and Rachel burn mementos of their past boyfriends, which leads them into a chance encounter with a group of firemen.
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is! But I definitely want to be a part of it!
Chandler: Oh, and a Rob Roy. (to Janice) I've always wanted to know...
Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.
(Doing the burning ritual)
Phoebe: Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater.
Rachel and Phoebe: Eww!
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Chandler: Oh, man! In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
Chandler: Hi, just Janice.
Fireman #3: You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Fireman #1: You're our third call tonight.
Fireman #2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Janice: I brought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?
Carol: You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross: It’s easy for you to say, you found one already.