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Friends: The One With the Candy Hearts

It's Valentine's Day, and Ross prepares for his first date in nine years. But he finds himself dining in the same restaurant as Carol and Susan, which prompts him to pursue his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Joey accidentally sets Chandler on a blind-date with Janice. They get drunk and sleep together. Regretful, Chandler must find a way to break up with Janice for the third time - on Valentine's Day. Elsewhere, Phoebe, Monica and Rachel burn mementos of their past boyfriends, which leads them into a chance encounter with a group of firemen.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x14
Production Number: 456667
Airdate: Thursday February 09th, 1995

Director: James Burrows
Writer: Bill Lawrence

  • Currently 9.5/10
9.5/10 (8 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Jane Sibbett
As Carol
Jessica Hecht
As Susan
Maggie Wheeler
As Janice
Heather Medway
As Kristen
Jay Acovone
As Fireman Charlie
Joel Gretsch
As Fireman Ed
Larry Poindexter
As Fireman Dave
Nancy Valen
As Lorraine
Main Cast
Jennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
Episode Quotes
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is! But I definitely want to be a part of it!

Chandler: Oh, and a Rob Roy. (to Janice) I've always wanted to know...

Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

(Doing the burning ritual)
Phoebe: Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater.
Monica: No.
Rachel and Phoebe: Eww!

Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Chandler: Oh, man! In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.

Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
Chandler: Hi, just Janice.

Fireman #3: You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Fireman #1: You're our third call tonight.
Rachel: Really?
Fireman #2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.

Janice: I brought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?

Carol: You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross: It’s easy for you to say, you found one already.

Warning: Friends season 1 episode 14 guide may contain spoilers
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