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Friends :: The One With The Candy Hearts (01x14)
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| Title: | The One With The Candy Hearts |
| Episode #: | 01x14 |
| Production Number: | 456667 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday February 09th, 1995 |
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It's Valentine's Day - and since the girls are all boyfriend-less, they have a cleansing bonfire. Ross goes out with a cute neighbor girl, but he sees Susan & Carol at the same Japanese restaurant, and he ignores his own date. Joey's hot new girlfriend sets Chandler up with her friend - who turns out to be Janice.
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Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch. | Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. | Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is! But I definitely want to be a part of it! | Chandler: Oh, and a Rob Roy. (to Janice) I've always wanted to know... | Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half. | (Doing the burning ritual)
Phoebe: Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. | Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater.
Monica: No.
Rachel and Phoebe: Eww! | Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Chandler: Oh, man! In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. | Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
Chandler: Hi, just Janice. | Fireman #3: You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Fireman #1: You're our third call tonight.
Rachel: Really?
Fireman #2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year. | Janice: I brought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded? | Carol: You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross: It’s easy for you to say, you found one already. |
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