Login or register  
TV
<-- Previous EpisodeNext Episode -->

Friends: The One With the Stoned Guy

Monica cooks dinner for a restaurateur named Steve, who is looking for a new chef, and recruits Phoebe and Rachel to help. Unfortunately, he turns up stoned, making it a disastrous evening. Meanwhile, Chandler gets a promotion at work. But ends up quitting his job out of fear that he will be in the same job forever, whilst Ross struggles to talk dirty to his new girlfriend and seeks advice from womanizer Joey.


Episode Info


Episode number: 1x15
Production Number: 456663
Airdate: Thursday February 16th, 1995



  • Currently 9.4/10
9.4/10 (8 Votes cast)
Special Guest Stars
Jon LovitzJon Lovitz
As Steve
Recurring

Guest Stars
Cynthia MannCynthia Mann
As Jasmine
Recurring
Dorien WilsonDorien Wilson
As Mr. Douglas
Recurring
Fritzi BurrFritzi Burr
As Mrs. Tedlock
Recurring
Main Cast
Jennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Neil DiamondGirl, You'll Be a Woman Soon 


Episode Quotes
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you wanna do.
Rachel: I don't!
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you wanna do.

Chandler: You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream!
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Phoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song!

Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on 10th Street. It’s not too big, it’s not too small. It’s just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Ross: Hey guys, does anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

Ross: Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.
Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.

(Joey is tasting salmon mousse)
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's creamier.
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?

Joey: (to Ross) Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!!!

Steve: That’s a lovely apartment.
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Steve: I was just being polite, but, alright.

Phoebe: In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja.
Rachel: OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech.

Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk.



Warning: Friends season 1 episode 15 guide may contain spoilers
Recent news

BBC One Start Production On David Walliams', 'The Boy In The Dress'

BBC One have announced production has started on David Walliams’ latest..

Updated: Actress Lynda Bellingham Dies Aged 66

Actress and presenter, Lynda Bellingham has died aged 66. The actress..

Interview With Arthur Matthews Of 'Toast of London'

With credits including 'Big Train', 'Brass Eye', 'Black Books', the Ted..