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Friends: The One With Two Parts (1)

Joey falls in love with Ursula, Phoebe's estranged twin sister, which strains his friendship with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Chandler is instructed to fire a sexy employee. But he ends up dating her, and tells his boss that she is mentally unstable in order to keep her sweet, whilst Ross begins to doubt his parenting skills when he attends a Lamaze class with Carol and Susan.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x16
Production Number: 456665
Airdate: Thursday February 23rd, 1995

  • Currently 9.1/10
9.1/10 (8 Votes cast)
Special Guest Stars
Helen Hunt
As Jamie Buchman
Leila Kenzle
As Fran Devanow

Guest Stars
Dorien Wilson
As Mr. Douglas
Jane Sibbett
As Carol
Jessica Hecht
As Susan
Larry Hankin
As Mr. Heckles
Michele Lamar Richards
As The Lamaze Instructor

Co-Guest Stars
Main Cast
Jennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
Episode Quotes
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, fun! OK... um, Liam Neeson.
Joey: Nope.
Phoebe: Morly Safer.
Joey: Nope.
Phoebe: The woman who cuts my hair!

Ross: I’ve gotta go. I’ve got Lamaze class.
Chandler: Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.

Ross: You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she’d be there.

Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time.

Mr. Douglas: The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
Chandler: And?
Mr. Douglas: It’s pretty ugly. We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s.

Rachel: Are you seeing her again tonight?
Joey: Yep. Ice Capades.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what’s going on inside a person’s head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that’s why they call it psychology, sir.

Carol: (to Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

Warning: Friends season 1 episode 16 guide may contain spoilers
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