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Friends :: The One With Two Parts (1) (01x16)
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| Title: | The One With Two Parts (1) |
| Episode #: | 01x16 |
| Production Number: | 456665 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday February 23rd, 1995 |
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One of Chandler's duties at work is to fire a sexy co-worker, but he finds it very difficult to do. Joey meets Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, and begins to date her, even though it hurts Phoebe's feelings. Ross, wanting to be a good daddy, goes to child-birthing classes with Carol and Susan.
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Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, fun! OK... um, Liam Neeson.
Joey: Nope.
Phoebe: Morly Safer.
Joey: Nope.
Phoebe: The woman who cuts my hair! | Ross: I’ve gotta go. I’ve got Lamaze class.
Chandler: Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym. | Ross: You don’t dip your pen in the company ink. | Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she’d be there. | Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time. | Mr. Douglas: The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
Chandler: And?
Mr. Douglas: It’s pretty ugly. We haven’t seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s. | Rachel: Are you seeing her again tonight?
Joey: Yep. Ice Capades.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kind of capade. | Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what’s going on inside a person’s head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that’s why they call it psychology, sir. | Carol: (to Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?" |
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