Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
Chandler: (to Joey) Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune," I'd say, "get out of my office!"
Rachel: (as Monica) I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but (chuckles) hey, that's me.
Monica: (as Rachel, laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... (stops laughing) That's it!
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: (as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that!
Phoebe: I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know...