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Friends: The One With Two Parts (2)
Ursula dumps Joey without telling him, so it's up to Phoebe to break the news and to make sure that her friend is not hurt. Meanwhile, Rachel falls off the balcony whilst taking down Christmas lights. At hospital, she convinces Monica to switch identities with her as she has no health insurance. But the girls end up dating two handsome doctors, which leaves them in a tricky situation, whilst Ross's fatherly doubts are challenged when Marcel swallows Scrabble tiles.
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
Chandler: (to Joey) Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune," I'd say, "get out of my office!"
Rachel: (as Monica) I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but (chuckles) hey, that's me.
Monica: (as Rachel, laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... (stops laughing) That's it!
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: (as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that!
Phoebe: I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know...