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Friends: The One With Two Parts (2)

Ursula dumps Joey without telling him, so it's up to Phoebe to break the news and to make sure that her friend is not hurt. Meanwhile, Rachel falls off the balcony whilst taking down Christmas lights. At hospital, she convinces Monica to switch identities with her as she has no health insurance. But the girls end up dating two handsome doctors, which leaves them in a tricky situation, whilst Ross's fatherly doubts are challenged when Marcel swallows Scrabble tiles.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x17
Production Number: 456666
Airdate: Thursday February 23rd, 1995

Special Guest Stars
Elliott GouldElliott Gould
As Jack Geller
George ClooneyGeorge Clooney
As Dr. Michael Mitchell
George ClooneyGeorge Clooney
As Dr. Michael Mitchell
Noah WyleNoah Wyle
As Dr. Jeffrey Rosen

Guest Stars
Alaina Reed HallAlaina Reed Hall
As Admissions Woman
Alaina Reed HallAlaina Reed Hall
As Admissions Woman

Co-Guest Stars
Baillie GersteinBaillie Gerstein
As Customer (DVD only)
Main Cast
Courteney CoxCourteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa KudrowLisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlancMatt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew PerryMatthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David SchwimmerDavid Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
David SchwimmerDavid Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Don HenleyNew York Minute 
REMWhat's the Frequency, Kenneth 

Episode Quotes
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff.
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight!
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?

Chandler: (to Joey) Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.

Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune," I'd say, "get out of my office!"
Rachel: (as Monica) I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but (chuckles) hey, that's me.

Monica: (as Rachel, laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... (stops laughing) That's it!

Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: (as Monica) I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that!

Phoebe: I got you a birthday present.
Ursula: Oh, wow! You remembered!

Phoebe: (as Ursula) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Joey: I know...

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