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Friends: The One With Phoebe's Husband
The gang are shocked when Phoebe's husband, a gay ice dancer called Duncan, shows up asking for a divorce. With Phoebe's best kept secret out, other secrets from the gang's past are revealed. Meanwhile, Ross seeks advice from Rachel as he and Julie prepare to sleep together for the first time, which prompts a lovelorn Rachel to give him bad advice.
(Everybody wants to see Chandler’s third nipple)
Chandler: Come on, there's nothing to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.
Rachel: Oh as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Joey: (Chandler’s third nipple) I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
Joey: I don't know, you see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was.
Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Julie: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Chandler: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?
Phoebe: Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He’s skating tonight at the Garden. He’s in the Capades.
Joey: The Ice Capades?
Chandler: No, no the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls... funny.
(Ross is kissing Julie)
Chandler: Uh, Julie.
Chandler: Sorry, you had a palaeontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.
Chandler: What is this in my pocket? Why, it's Joey's porno movie.
Ross: Pop it in.
Joey: I'm fine with it. (to Chandler) I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two-nippled people.