(Everybody wants to see Chandler’s third nipple)
Chandler: Come on, there's nothing to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.
Rachel: Oh as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Joey: (Chandler’s third nipple) I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
Joey: I don't know, you see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was.
Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Julie: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Chandler: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?
Phoebe: Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He’s skating tonight at the Garden. He’s in the Capades.
Joey: The Ice Capades?
Chandler: No, no the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls... funny.
(Ross is kissing Julie)
Chandler: Uh, Julie.
Chandler: Sorry, you had a palaeontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.
Chandler: What is this in my pocket? Why, it's Joey's porno movie.
Ross: Pop it in.
Joey: I'm fine with it. (to Chandler) I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two-nippled people.