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Friends: The One With the Baby on the Bus

When Ross has an allergic reaction and Monica has to accompany him to the hospital, Joey and Chandler babysit baby Ben. Whilst using him to pick up women, the boys accidentally leave the baby on a bus, and must find him before Ross finds out. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional and becomes a street singer instead.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 2x6
Production Number: 457306
Airdate: Thursday November 02nd, 1995

Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Betsy Borns

Guest Stars
Giovanni RibisiGiovanni Ribisi
As Condom Boy [uncredited]
Max Wright (1)Max Wright (1)
As Terry
Chrissie HyndeChrissie Hynde
As Stephanie
Hugh DaneHugh Dane
As Jim
Lea ThompsonLea Thompson
As Caroline Duffy [uncredited]
Main Cast
Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney CoxCourteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa KudrowLisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlancMatt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew PerryMatthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David SchwimmerDavid Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
The PretendersAngel of the Morning 

Episode Quotes
Monica: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Chandler: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet.
(Monica gives him a dirty look)
Chandler: Joey, she does not look fat!
Monica: Is your tongue swelling up?
Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.

Terry: (about Phoebe) Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.

Joey: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it.

Joey: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads it is.
Joey: Yes! Whew!
Chandler: We have to assign heads to something!
Joey: Right. Ok, ok, uh... Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

Ross: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Monica: That was you?
Ross: They, uh, they were infected. He wouldn't have made it.

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