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Friends: The One With the List

Faced with a big choice, Ross enlists Joey and Chandler's help to decide which women he wants. He makes a list of Rachel and Julie's good points and bad points, which results in him losing both women. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job making food for a disgusting chocolate substitute called Mockolate.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x8
Production Number: 457308
Airdate: Thursday November 16th, 1995

  • Currently 9.2/10
9.2/10 (5 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Lauren Tom
As Julie
Michael McKean
As Mr. Rastatter
Main Cast
Jennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Grant Lee BuffaloIn My Room 
U2With or Without You 

Episode Quotes
Ross: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight."

Joey: Ross, listen. I got two words for you: threesome.

(Rachel and Phoebe taste a Macholate chip cookie)
Rachel: Oh, my God.
Monica: "Oh, my God" good?
Rachel: (furious) Oh, my God, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth!!!
Phoebe: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!

Chandler: My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Monica: You know, that's true. You know, you'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.

Mr. Ratstatter: Hi, thanks for coming in again.
Monica: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Mr. Ratstatter: It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

Warning: Friends season 2 episode 8 guide may contain spoilers
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