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Friends: The One With the Lesbian Wedding
Carol and Susan's wedding day approaches, with Monica put in charge of the catering. a troubled Ross announces he won't be attending. However, Carol's parents threaten the celebration when they refuse to accept their daughters sexuality, which forces Ross to intervene and finally face his feelings towards his ex-wife and his love-rival. Meanwhile, one of Phoebe's patients dies on her massage table and Phoebe is convinced her soul now inhabits her body, so she tries to make her dying wish come true. Elsewhere, Rachel is devastated when her mother Sandra leaves her father and announces plans for divorce.
Chandler: (singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.
Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you would expect me to be there.
Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like... the worst lesbian ever.
Phoebe: One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Phoebe: She probably woke up this morning and thought, "alright, I'll have some breakfast, and I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it."
Monica:. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
Phoebe: (Mrs. Adelman's voice) Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
Mrs Green: Oh, my God, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Rachel: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Monica: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Rachel: Well, then, you know, couldn't she have just copied my haircut?
Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Chandler: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.
Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing! I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.