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Friends: The One After the Superbowl (2)

Ross and the gang visit a movie set to find Marcel. Ross is thrilled by his pet's success. But his monkey's new life soon forces him to say another goodbye to his pet. On the movie set, Monica and Rachel go head-to-head for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chandler begins a lavish affair with an old high-school friend who has a score to settle, and Joey hatches a plan to get a job working on the film by seducing the director's assistant.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x13
Production Number: 457314
Airdate: Sunday January 28th, 1996

  • Currently 10/10
10/10 (5 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Cathy Matthews
As Unknown
Julia Roberts
As Susie Moss
Seth Isler
As Monkey Trainer
Steven Porter
As Security Guard
Main Cast
Jennifer Aniston
As Rachel Green
Courteney Cox
As Monica Geller-Bing
Lisa Kudrow
As Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan
Matt LeBlanc
As Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry
As Chandler Bing
David Schwimmer
As Ross Geller
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Barry ManilowLooks Like We Made It 

Episode Quotes
Susie: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustache.
Director's Assistant: Is it bad?
Susie: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.

Monica: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
Rachel: Ya think?
Monica: The muscles from Brussels. Wham-Bam-Van-Damme. Did you see Time Cop?
Rachel: No, was he any good in it?
Monica: Rachel, he like, totally changed time.

Rachel: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Monica: He could hear me.

Rachel: Does anybody need anything?
Monica: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh actually, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Rachel: That is so unfair.
Phoebe: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.

Chandler: Hey, stick a fork in me, I am done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: Like, when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you don’t. You just, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: OK, then, eat me, I'm done.

Susie: Oh, shoot, we gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes.
Chandler: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that two, three minutes tops.

Phoebe: (to Rachel and Monica) You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

Chandler: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
Joey: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Warning: Friends season 2 episode 13 guide may contain spoilers
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