Rachel: (holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur) Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?

Phoebe: You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Chandler: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.

Chandler: Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.

Joey: Was that the oven timer?
Chandler: That's right my friend. It's time for...
Both: Baywatch!!
Joey: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Chandler: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
Joey: Naa, you're just sayin' that 'cause you're in love with Yasmine Bleeth.
Chandler: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Bleeth?

Ross: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, ok? If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones.

Joey: Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Chandler: Well I like both eggs equally.
Joey: Oh come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which.
Chandler: Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

Monica: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
Ross: Tough noogies, we're watching Predators of the Serengetti.

Chandler: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
Eddie: No, thanks, man. I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.