The sub-plot where Joey has to kiss a man was originally intended to be a story about Joey auditioning for the role of an uncircumcised man. The rest of the group then came up with various ways of making him look the part. The story was changed on the advice of network censors, who thought it was tasteless but it was later used in "The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin".

Joey: I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Everyone: Who?
Joey: All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.

Joey: Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser. That's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.

Rachel: I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous.

Ross: I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancé’s wedding.
Rachel: Because I promised Mindy I would.
Monica: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him.

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

Phoebe: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Chandler: (pause) How do you not fall down more?

Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? You don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Rachel: You, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not. See 'cause I promised myself I would make it through at least one of your weddings.

Phoebe: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know? If you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil.