Chandler [to himself in the hallway]: Funniest guy she's ever met? I'm funny, right? What do you know, you're a door! You just like knock-knock jokes! Ha-ha-ha. Save it for inside.
Chandler: Hey! I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica's around, I need you to ask me about firetrucks.
Joey: Oh, I don't know, Chandler, I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Chandler: Well, thank God you're livelihood doesn't depend on it.
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo.