Amy: And you are?
Ross: Ross.
[no recognition from Amy]
Ross: I, uh... I grew up on your block.
Amy (still no clue): Hm.
Ross: We had Thanksgiving together last year.
[still nothing]
Ross: I had a baby with your sister.
Amy: No.... Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Ross [giving up]: ....Yes, yes you did.

Monica: It doesn't make any sense.
Joey: Of course it does. It's smart! I used a thesaurus!
Chandler: On every word?
Joey: Yep.
Chandler: All right, what was this sentance, originally?
Joey: Oh. "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."
Chandler: And that became, "They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps?"