Episode Quotes
(the word is "cream")
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Gene: Pass!
[New word is "mayonaisse"]
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami! Anchovies! Jam!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens!?
Gene: Pass!
[New word is "ketchup"]
Gene: You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop!
Donny: Oh, time's up.
Joey (on Pyramid, the word is 'blueprint"): If I'm building a house, the plan isn't called a shmoo-print.
[Buzzer sounds to indicate Joey broke a rule.]
Joey: Can't do that either?
[New word is Football Field]
Joey: Oh, in high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the....
Gene: Cafeteria?
Joey: Yeah! But that's not what they're looking for.
Joey: You know, some of those are pretty hard! Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge?
Gene (category is 'types of trees): Oak, maple, elm, birch...
Joey: Uh, I dunno... types of trees?
[Bell rings]
Gene (category is "spanish words"): Uh, buenos dias, enchillada, por favor...
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know any spanish words.
[Bell rings]
Gene: Wow. [Realizing he has a chance... new category is 'things that burn."] A match. A candle.
Joey: Things that go "tsss" when you put them out!
Gene: A torch. A bonfire. Uh, your pee!
Joey: Things that burn!
[Bell rings]
Gene (category is "what a dog might say"): I'd like to go for a walk. Scratch my belly.
Joey: Dude, I think you're losing it!
Gene: I have fur. I like to bark.
Joey: Oh, oh, oh, what a dog says!
[Bell rings]
Gene (category is pizza toppings): Pepperoni...
Joey: Pizza toppings! Next!
Gene: Cindy Crawford. Uh, Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer.
Joey: Oh, uh, uh...
Gene: Christie Turlington. Uh, Kate Moss.
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get!
[Buzzer sounds, time is up]
Gene: Supermodels!
Joey (looking around): Where?
