Recap
It's the first day of school, and Stephanie is nervous. The night before, she tries on a whole lot of different close. She tries to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. She's worried someone will walk in and say "Stephanie tanner, ewww!!!".
When the first day of school comes, Stephanie decides not to go. But the guys eventually get her to go.
While at school, Jesse and Joey also pretend to be her father. While they are inside the school, DJ tries to jump the wall, but fails when Jesse spots her and tells Danny.
The reason DJ wanted to ditch school was that she was stuck with a class of 'omeletheads', and she was the only blond.
they both eventually learn they must stay in school, and they go back to their individual classes...
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Episode Quotes
DJ: So Kimmy, we've gotta be the first ones in class tomorrow to get the seats in the back row.
Kimmy: Okay. Why?
DJ: Because it's the best place to pass notes.
Kimmy: I love the way your mind works!
Stephanie: This outfit is all wrong! Tomorrow's the first day of kindergarten, and I have nothing to wear!
DJ: Your bed's full of clothes.
Stephanie: Yeah, but they're not me. Well, they're me, but they're the preschool me.
Kimmy: I'll sit anywhere you want, as long as it's not near Arthur Wilcox.
DJ and Kimmy: Arthur Wilcox! Ewww!
Jesse: Kimmy, your mom's downstairs.
Joey: She says you were supposed to be home a half-hour ago.
Kimmy: Uh-oh, that's the third time today, she's gonna kill me!
DJ: Don't panic, just set your watch back a half-hour.
Kimmy: I love the way your mind works!
Stephanie: Uncle Jesse, how do I look?
Jesse: Like a bag lady.
DJ: What happened to Michelle?!?
Jesse: Well, your sister Michelle tried to eat her dinner by pushing it through her face.
Joey: We'd better give her a bath.
Jesse: That's a good id- do we know how to do that?
Joey: Well sure, it's just like giving a puppy bath, only there's a little less tail to clean.
Jesse: Hey, Joey, the kid's ready!
Joey: So am I!
(Jesse opens up the shower to see Joey in a life jacket, shower cap, and goggles)
Jesse: This is the most terrifying shower scene since Psycho.
DJ: If we missed anything stupid, would you start all over?
Jesse: Girls, get out, go to bed, get out of here. Don't worry, Joey will do something just as stupid tomorrow.
Jesse: Okay, she's clean. You could eat off this baby!
Jesse: I got a date tonight with a dancer but not till midnight.
Joey: Another exotic dancer?
Jesse: For your information, Joseph, I happen to be dating a ballerina. (Joey gives Jesse a stare) Okay, she's a topless ballerina.