Danny: Michelle, I'd love to give you a hug...but 20 million people will be watching me and I just assume them not see your cookies all over my shirt.
Joey: I am so proud of you. Ever since you were sports editor of our high school newspaper, you had that dream.
Danny: The one about Sharon Campbell?
Joey: No, not that dream. Every guy in high school had that dream.
Danny: (to Joey) And about your comedy, I promise that one day I won't be the only one that thinks you're funny.
When Jesse gives Michelle the cough medicine, he said that it's the last teaspoon left. But if you look at the bottle, there's about 1/3 left.