  elvisApresley77
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Yup, I think I'll try and make one for Full House, too!
*Jesse gets up to brush his teeth in front of the mirror*
Jesse: Oh............. My............... Gosh............... *high-pitched scream* *Danny enters, carrying the vacuum-cleaner*
Danny: WHAT?!? WHAT?!?
Jesse: It's......... terrible.............. *takes deep breaths*
Danny: OMG! Don't tell me I forgot to vacuum the mirror? Did Joey forget to flush the toilet again? WHAT?!?
A. Jesse's starting to go bald
B. He just learned that Elvis died(let's say he didn't know yet, K?)
C. Jesse bought the Crest tooth-paste, while he ONLY uses AquaFresh |
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| Message Posted On Monday, January 23rd 2006 At 3:45 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, January 23rd 2006 At 3:58 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, January 23rd 2006 At 4:01 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, January 23rd 2006 At 4:07 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, January 23rd 2006 At 4:35 pm |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 7:15 am |
elvisApresley77
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2 votes wins it here, foo's!
Jesse: I-It's... terrible...
Danny: WHAT IS IT?!?
Jesse: Elvis....... is....... Dead.......
Danny: Oh, that's it? He's been dead for years! Come on, let's go talk about how wonderful Michelle is, like we do in every episode.
Jesse: Yeah... For some reason, that always cheers me up. But... THE KING IS DEAD!!!!! Oh, well! Let's go see the greatest little girl in the world!
Michelle: HEY, RETARDS!!! I'M F*CKIN' HUNGRY OVER HERE!!! MAKE ME SOME F*CKIN' FOOD, NOW, SLAVES!!!
Danny, Jesse, and Joey: Yes, master...
Michelle: NOW, YOU F*CKIN' GOSH DARN B*TCHES!!!!! I WANT MY F*CKIN' FOOD!!!!!! *Comet eats Michelle's food* HEY!!! THE F*CKIN' DOGGIE ATE MY F*CKIN' OUCE-CREAM!!!
Danny: Michelle, honey, you're too old to say "ouce-cream" now. Be a big girl an-
Michelle: I DONT F*CKIN' GIVE A SH*T!!!!!
A. Michelle starts dating Im_A_Shark
B. Michelle dies due to lack of nutrients(Sorry, TVoholic!)
C. Michelle gets a heart-attack, and has to go to the hospital |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 2:40 pm |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 3:16 pm |
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C!!!!!!! and make it 3 votes!!!!!!!! cuz its coolioer like that!!!!! |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 3:26 pm |
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C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle is funny, i dont want her to die yet! |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 3:57 pm |
elvisApresley77
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Sorry, GD, but it's gonna be 2 votes.
Michelle: HEY, YOU F*CKIN' F*CKERS!!! GET ME SOME F*CKIN' COOKIES, DAMMIT!!! I SAID GET ME MY F*CKIN' STUFF NOW, YOU F*CKIN' F*CKED UP F*CKERS!!! *they give her the cookies* *she hurries up to eat em, and forgets to swallow, resulting in a heart attack*
Danny: DAMMIT, MICHELLE!!! You got cookie crumbs all over the floor! And I just finished sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming it!!!
*Later, at the doctor's office*
Doctor: Men, I have VERY bad news.
Jesse: Yes, I know, Elvis is dead.
Doctor: He's been dead for years, retard! Anyway, Michelle is... POSSESSED. She needs an expert to give her an excorcism.
Joey(immitating Popeye): Out of me way, people! I am Popeye, the expert excerciser!
Jesse: What the heck, Joey? Popeye never did excorcisms!
Joey(still doing Popeye): I can still try! If I would give up, Bluto might take me Olive!
Doctor: You know, my friend IS a psichiatrist.
A. Joey tries to excorcise Michelle and fails, then goes to the psichiatrist the doctor told him about
B. Joey tried to do the excorcism, and it worked, making Michelle less of a retarded b*tch
C. Joey fails the excorcism, and Michelle aims to rule the world |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 7:22 pm |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 7:23 pm |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, January 24th 2006 At 7:49 pm |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, January 25th 2006 At 12:51 pm |
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Joey(still doing Popeye): *splashes Holy-Water on Michelle* The power of Christ compels you!
Michelle: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT, YOU F*CKED UP F*CK-HEAD?!? IT DIDN'T WORK, F*CK-TARD!!!
Joey: Huh. It didn't work! *pulls out cross* *slaps Michelle with cross*
Michelle: HAHAHAHAHAH, YER A F*CKED UP F*CKIN' F*CK-WIPE!!!
Joey(normal voice): Welp, I did the best I could do.
Michelle: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I'm off... TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!! But first, there's something I must do... Meh heh!!!
A. her first goal is to team up with George W. Bush
B. her first goal is to go to the Candy-Store
C. her first goal is to wipe dirt on Danny's shirt |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, January 25th 2006 At 2:13 pm |
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