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| Message Posted On Tuesday, April 25th 2006 At 6:59 pm |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, April 26th 2006 At 4:35 am |
muziek1089
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A quake! A quake!
The earth began to shake!
I voted already. ^o^ |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, April 26th 2006 At 1:19 pm |
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COME ON! The next person who votes wins a free back-scratcher! |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 4:40 am |
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| On Friday, April 28th 2006 4:40 am, elvisApresley77 wrote: | | COME ON! The next person who votes wins a free back-scratcher! |
Why don't you use my rule? If there is a tie for over a certain period of time, the creator gets to pick. It's been over a week.  |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 9:33 am |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 2:23 pm |
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OK. I'll choose for the Dr. Phil choice to win (I think that was choice B, but I'm not sure. I'm too lazy to check)
Elvis: Hey, mamas, I got mahself a television here. How's bout we watch it?
*goes to random channel; Dr. Phil is on*
Dr. Phil (on TV): OK, today we have special guests who start bingeing when they're depressed, just plain hungry, or for some other dumb-ass reason. First we meet *insert random female name here*. She's 700 pounds, and is near from death. OK, guys, bring in the fat-ass!
Lady: *takes bite of sandwich* Thanks for having me on your show, Dr. Phil. Can you please tell me what's wrong with me? How do I weigh so much?
Dr. Phil: Huh? Oh, yeah. What's wrong with you? YOU'RE A FRICKIN' HOG! Why do you weigh so much? YOU EAT THREE TONS A DAY! LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Oooooooh, hey, I even have my own dieting book! For being a special guest on my show, you can have your very own autographed version of it for just twenty-seven easy payments of $89.95! How's about it?
Lady: Sounds wonderful!
Dr. Phil: *thinking* Dr. PHil, you've done it again! Once again, you've conned hundreds of dollars off some fat-ass! I've still got it! Next, we've got a guest who claims they don't eat as much as others, but still gains a ton o' weight. This man weights 500 pounds. COME ON IN, LARDO! Heh heh, what a loser!
*some really overweight guy struggles, but manages to get on Dr. Phil's stage*
Dr. Phil: So, fatman, what does your daily diet consist of?
Guy: Well, I start off the morning at 6:00 AM with six waffles, eight pancakes (with syrup!), five fried eggs, three scrambled eggs, and twelve pieces of toast. Then, at 8:00 AM, it's snack time. I have four chicken wings, three bologna sandwiches, four bags of Lays potato chips, and some more chicken wings. At 12:00 PM I have some McDonald's. There, I get four Large French fries, seven Big-Mac's, twelve quarter-pounders with cheese, a large Coke, and a McFlurry. At 3:00 PM, it's snack time number two and I have-
Dr. Phil: Woah, easy there! You don't wanna get a heart-attack! And you say you don't eat more than others? Oh, bull-sh*t! *bursts out laughing*
*back to the Tanner's*
Danny: Hmm. I wonder if I can get that first lady's number!
A. Now they find Gary Coleman on the island
B. They now watch Maury
C. They find a bag of 'tater-chips |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 3:57 pm |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 4:10 pm |
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Because I know TVoholic is a Maury addict, I'll go with B. ^o^ |
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| Message Posted On Friday, April 28th 2006 At 9:44 pm |
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| Message Posted On Sunday, April 30th 2006 At 9:11 pm |
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ELVIS!!! Where the frick are you?!?!?!?!? Hurry up and update!!! |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, May 13th 2006 At 5:37 pm |
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Sorry, sorry! 'Tis time to update!
*channel changes*
*Maury is on*
Maury (on TV): OK, today we're having more paternity tests from losers who don't know who the father is of their baby-
Some Guy in Audience: AGAIN???!!!???
Maury: YES, again. We can't think of other ideas for shows, calm down!
*in real world*
Elvis: I love these episodes! Hang on, everyone, I'll get the snacks!
*Elvis leaves, and soon comes back with cupcakes*
Michelle: GIMME A CUPCAKE, b***h!
Stephanie: W00T! CUPCAKES!
DJ: HOORAY! CUPCAKES!
Gloobadude: YAY! CUPCAKES!
*everyone turns to look at Gloobadude*
Danny: Who are you?!? Whoever you are, you need to dust your shoes!
Gloobadude: Oh... *mumbles*
*Gloob leaves*
*back on TV*
Lady: Maury, I KNOW dis man's da fathah of mah baby! *snaps fingers in air*
Maury: And how sure are you?
Lady: I'm damn sure he's da fathah! *snaps fingers again*
Maury: *turns to man* And you say you're not the father?
Man: Yo, I ain't no fathuh of no damn baby!
Maury: The paternity results are in! Sir, you are NOT the father!
Same Guy in Audience as Earlier: Surprise, surprise...
A. Michelle gets abducted by aliens
B. Ronald McDonald comes to rescue them
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| Message Posted On Monday, May 15th 2006 At 3:34 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, May 15th 2006 At 3:37 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, May 15th 2006 At 3:41 pm |
Buckeye24
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| Message Posted On Monday, May 15th 2006 At 6:25 pm |
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