Episode Quotes
Fender: Come on, Bender, grab a jack. I told these guys you were cool.
Bender: Well, if jacking on'll make strangers think I'm cool, I'll do it!
Fender: Easy, baby. You don't wanna get hooked on this stuff.
Bender: Eh, no need to worry. I don't have an addictive personality.
(smokes a cigar, drinks a beer, and jacks on again)
Robot Devil: Sorry, Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go to Robot Hell for all eternity.
Bender: Aw, hell- I mean "heck"!
Robot Devil: It's all right. You can say that here.
Fry: Unbelievable! It's an actual, factual Robot Hell!
Leela: Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey!
Fry: Actually-
Robot Devil: We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?
(band plays)
Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?
Robot Devil: Sorry, but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing you can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver.
Leela: Wait. What fiddle contest?
Robot Devil: The Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul...as well as a solid gold fiddle.
Fry: Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?
Robot Devil: Well, it's mostly for show.
(as Bender carries Fry and Leela up and out of Robot Hell)
Bender: Don't worry, guys. I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.
Leela: Uh, do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know. You think you could survive a 700-foot fall?
Leela: Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your kleptomania or your pornography ring.
Zoidberg: In fact, that's why we loved you.