Episode Notes
Opening theme promotion: Transmitido en Martian en SAP
Opening theme cartoon: "Pig in a Polka"
Though it aired in the second season, this episode was part of the first production season and appears on the first season's DVD set.
Episode Quotes
Leela: You went to college?
Bender: Of course, I'm a bender. I went to bending college. I majored in bending.
Fry: What was your minor?
Bender: Robo-American studies.
Fry: By God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!
Leela: You won't last two weeks.
Fry: Aw, thanks for believing in me.
Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Professor: Same thing I teach every semester, The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry: (writing down the course) Mathematics of Wanton Burrito Meals. I'll be there!
Professor: Please, Fry, I don't know how to teach! I'm a professor!
Fry: (examining the dorm room) Hey, pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, couple of beds...
(someone knocks on the door)
Fry: ...a woodpecker.
Leela: I think that's probably your roommate.
Fry: You want a banana?
Guenter: I don't eat bananas! I prefer banana-flavored energy bars made from tofu.
Fry: (glaring) I don't like you.
Guenter: (crying) I try so hard to fit in, but seeing my parents act like that made me realize I'm just a primitive beast.
Fry: Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people. (snorts)
Professor: Oh, poor Guenter.
Leela: So, he just ran away in the middle of the exam?
Professor: I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.
Guenter: All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!
Professor: (screaming) Noooo!