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Fry: My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything? Dr. Zoidberg is my friend, and though a woman has come between us, I say we'll always remain friends. And you know why? (raises his arm) One reason.
(Dr. Zoidberg cuts off Fry's raised arm)
Fry: (to Dr. Zoidberg) You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

Dr. Zoidberg: Is it love when you care about the female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.

Leela: No offense Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: (angrily) Sack?

Red Lobster

Fry and the gang go to a restaurant named Red Primate, which is a spoof of the Red Lobster seafood restaurants.