Episode Notes
Opening theme promotion: PAINSTAKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
Opening theme cartoon: Bosko
Alien code: When Bender and Zoidberg start fighting in the streets, one of the apartments has a green sign in Alien Code #1. It reads "Rent A Human".
An alternate title is "Tales of Interest".
This episode has two endings.
Episode Quotes
Fry: What if Bender was a giant robot?
Leela: We've already seen that, moron!
Fry: I liked it... I wanted to see it again.
Bender: I came here with a sole purpose -- to destroy all mankind. And this is how it must end?!
Professor: The others are too impulsive. Unlike you, Leela. Good old, dull-as-dishwater Leela.
Professor: You've killed me! You've killed me!
Leela: Oh my God! What have I done?
Professor: I just told you! You've killed me!
Amy: Wow, great go-kart, Leela. So hip, and sexy. Not like you at all.
Zoidberg: (reading letter) Dear Zoidberg, if you're reading this, I'm already dead. The person who killed me was --
Fry: (yawns) I'm bored. You're boring, Zoidberg. I'm going to watch TV.
Fry: (to his horn) I should have left you floating in the toilet where I found you!
Pizza Manager: (while scratching his back with a pepperoni stick) Now, stop picking your nose, and knead that dough!
(Stephen Hawkings comes in)
Pizza Manager: Hey, why don't I make you the usual? A pepperoni pizza.
Fry: Are you Stephen Hawkings? That guy who invented gravity?
Stephen Hawkings: Sure, why not.
Fry: The universe was destroyed! Where are we?
Al Gore: I don't know, but I can darn-well tell you where we're not -- the universe!
Professor: That whole story was preposterous! Stephen Hawkings in a pizzeria?! This machine isn't worth the gold it's made from.