Opening theme promotion: BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE

Opening theme cartoon: Unknown

Universes seen:

Universe 25 (people-with-no-eyes universe),
Universe 1729 (bobblehead universe),
Universe 31 (blocky robot universe),
Universe XVII (Greek universe),
Universe 420 (hippy universe).

Leela A: Well I got through the night and no one looked in the box, Not even me, the person that gave up her whole evening to watch it, a whole evening of TV Gone. This is a mockery of Justice that I cant take a little tiny peek. Ugh I need coffee. (Pause) (Leela goes to coffee machine and gets ready to put in a coin) Ok heads I look, tails I don't. (She flips the coin, it comes up heads) Oh, yeah! Oh, Yeah! Heads! I meant alright then. (She walks back to the box) No I have a duty not to look.Well then again i promised the coin I would. (She opens the box and looks in) Oh its deep, deeper than a small box should be (She falls in the box) Ah...Ouch, my lawyer will hear about this.
Fry 1: Leela what have you done?
Leela A: Nothing, What do you mean why was I looking in the box?

Farnsworth: Let's recap what's happened so far. As you can see I accidentally created a box containing your universe.
Farnsworth 2: While I, in a simultaineous blunder created a box containing your universe.
Leela: This is getting confusing. Why don't we call our universe "Universe A" and this universe "Universe B"?
Bender B: Hey, why can't we be universe A?
Fry B: Yeah!
Amy B: Yeah!
Zoidberg B: We want the best letter!
Fry: We called it first. Besides, this place kinda feels like a "B" y'know?
Leela B: Alright, you can be crummy universe A. And we'll be universe 1!
Fry B: Or "The Mongooses," that's a cool team name. The Fighting Mongooses!

Farnsworth: Good news everyone, I'm still technically alive! Yes! But I need to you to dispose of this crazy ass experiment that almost killed me. You'll have to throw it into the sun itself, for only the thermonuclear inferno of the sun has enough energy to ensure its total destruction!
Bender: I can hit it with a shovel!
Farnsworth: That's not good enough.
Bender: This one time I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel!
Farnsworth: Yes yes!