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Systemax

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Post your favorite quotes. They can be paraphrased, but not to the existent where the meaning is changed.
My favorite would be:

Bender: We would have brought you on the mission, but you were looking up cuss words in the dictionary.

Message Posted On Tuesday, May 23rd 2006 At 5:16 am

TVoholic

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A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.

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Professor: Nobody make a smell!

Message Posted On Friday, June 23rd 2006 At 2:00 pm

Gus
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Mildred: Every little thing reminds me of Enos.
Fry: I know how you feel. My grandfather died recently.

Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty.

Lucy Liu-Bot: I'll never forget you, Fry--Memory Deleted!

Message Posted On Friday, June 23rd 2006 At 2:29 pm

General_Sherman
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Bender: Wow, your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?
Mum: Fairly hard.

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Fry: I have a pizza here for Seymour Asses.
Man: There isn't anybody by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope in time you realize how stupid you are.

Message Posted On Friday, June 23rd 2006 At 3:20 pm

nishikaze

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Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

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"Kiss my shiney metal ass!"

Message Posted On Saturday, June 24th 2006 At 5:15 am

Systemax

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Pizza Guy: Stop picking your nose and kneed that dough!

Message Posted On Saturday, June 24th 2006 At 6:21 pm

TVoholic

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A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.

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Fry: Attention New New Yorkers! Stop acting so stupid!

Message Posted On Saturday, June 24th 2006 At 8:45 pm

Systemax

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Suicide Machine: You are now dead.

Message Posted On Saturday, June 24th 2006 At 9:08 pm

SultanPeppershaker

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the cake is a lie

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Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've got some terrible news!

Message Posted On Sunday, June 25th 2006 At 5:56 pm

holophonor
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Birthday is coming up! I hope I get a new robe.

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"Godfellas"
Gypsy: Have you heard of the monks of Deshuba?
Fry: I've not heard of them.

"Anthology of Interest II"
Narrator: You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

"Parasites Lost"
Hermes: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined!
Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy!

"Three Hundred Big Boys"
Whale Biologist: I don't want your watch. You're covered in precious ambergris.
Kif: Precious hamburgers?

"The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
Fry: Now he's trapped in a book I wrote, a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.
Big Brain: The Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no rason!

Message Posted On Saturday, July 1st 2006 At 2:12 am

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