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| Message Posted On Wednesday, July 26th 2006 At 11:06 am |
TVoholic
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, July 26th 2006 At 3:32 pm |
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Oops, I mispelled "professor"...
Leela: Bender, quit destroying the universe! |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, July 26th 2006 At 3:35 pm |
TVoholic
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Mood: morose
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A tagline is a terrible thing to waste. |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, July 26th 2006 At 3:39 pm |
CarlosMGD
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Cubert: The lightning bolts make the ship go faster.
Leela: What is the explination for that statement?
Cubert: I'm 12. |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, July 26th 2006 At 10:12 pm |
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Bender: Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute, so I've baked you a pony.
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| Message Posted On Friday, July 28th 2006 At 12:50 am |
SultanPeppershaker
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the cake is a lie |
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Fry: Are you Stephen Hawking? That guy who invented gravity?
Stephen Hawking: Sure, why not. |
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| Message Posted On Friday, July 28th 2006 At 3:16 am |
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Bender: (singing his own jingle for "Single Female Lawyer") Single Female Lawyer! Havin' lots o' sex...! |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, August 15th 2006 At 4:54 pm |
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Zap: All our modern technology is useless
Bender: I know I am (Falls asleep) |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, August 26th 2006 At 7:56 am |
Hysteria
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"When I see those ads, I go into the kitchen and throw away a can of vegetables. Then I take a picture of the can in the garbage and mail it to Africa. They can eat the photo if they're that desperate". ~ holophonor |
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(Not sure if this is exact.)
Fry: *after joining the army* So we don't have to do anything right?
Military Officer: Only unless war were declared.
*alarm sounds*
Fry: What's that?
Military Officer: War were declared. |
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| Message Posted On Tuesday, August 29th 2006 At 10:44 pm |
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. |
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Zapp Brannigan: Divert all power from the shields!
Zapp Brannigan: I'm feeling the Captain's itch.
Kif: I'll get the powder sir.
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| Message Posted On Monday, September 3rd 2007 At 8:58 pm |
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