Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Happily Unmarried (Aug/07/2006) | | Gene he Shannon's sister, Tracy, and Nick to plan a surprise party for Shannon, but she finds out and plans a surprise for Gene. | |
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| 3 :01x02 - Next Generation Rock Star (Aug/07/2006) | | Gene tries to give advice to Nick and his band, but becomes overbearing, even booking their first gig before they are ready to perform. Meanwhile, Shannon sneaks underage Sophie into L.A.'s Fashion Week festivities, where men flirt with the teen. | |
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| 10 :01x03 - The Demon Lives (Aug/14/2006) | | Gene goes to a TV studio to appear on a sitcom pilot, but is denied access to the lot because the guards don't recognize him; Shannon faces empty-nest syndrome and confronts Gene about having another baby. | | Guest Stars: Rob Halford as Himself | |
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| 2 :01x04 - Driving Me Crazy (Aug/14/2006) | | Nick's preparing to get his driver's license, and Gene challenges him to a driving contest with the loser having to humiliate himself in the middle of Beverly Hills; Gene insists Shannon take their daughter to a self-defense course. | |
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| 6 :01x05 - Food Or Sex? (Aug/21/2006) | | Gene goes to a TV studio to appear on a sitcom pilot, but is denied access to the lot because the guards don't recognize him; Shannon faces empty-nest syndrome and confronts Gene about having another baby. | |
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| 8 :01x06 - Sexercise! (Aug/28/2006) | | Sophie shadows Gene at work for Career Day, but Shannon is unhappy when she learns he has taken Sophie to watch auditions for a sexy exercise video. | |
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| 12 :01x07 - The Un-Anniversary (Sep/11/2006) | | Gene takes his family to visit his mother in New York, where he's trying to start a bikini car-wash business; and later he gets in trouble when he forgets an important event. | |
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| 9 :01x08 - Loose Change (Sep/18/2006) | | Gene takes Nick on a business trip to teach him a lesson about money; and Shannon and Tracy go on a shopping spree. | |
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| 7 :01x09 - Fan...tastic (Sep/25/2006) | | A fan spends the day with Gene as a prize from a radio contest; and the family thinks it is time for a fashion intervention for Gene, whose clothes are outdated. | |
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| 5 :01x10 - Horsin' Around (Oct/02/2006) | | An emergency springs up when Gene is about to lose the Indy Racing League marketing account worth millions of dollars. He drops everything and even uses his celebrity to become Grand Marshall in front of hundreds of thousands of fans. Unfortunately for Gene, while he's gone Shannon buys Sophie a horse for her good grades without really thinking it through. All hell breaks loose when Gene returns from his exhausting business trip and finds the horse is now living at his Beverly Hills mansion. | |
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| 4 :01x11 - Gene's Addiction (Oct/09/2006) | | Gene Simmons can't stop working. From hunting down investors all over the country to developing his newest product, the Gene Simmons tongue vibrator, the man doesn't know when to say when. In a last-ditch effort to get Gene to relax, Shannon and the kids stage an intervention and whisk him off on an impromptu vacation. Hilarity ensues when the family learns that you can't teach a grown Demon new tricks. | |
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| 11 :01x12 - Shrinkwrapped (Oct/23/2006) | | Shannon wins a session with a psychotherapist at a school auction, and she tries to make sure Gene attends it. Later, Shannon and the kids invade Gene's office with a plan to sell some of his KISS merchandise. | |
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| 13 :01x13 - Behind the Makeup (Oct/30/2006) | | Shannon tells Gene that he should get a face-lift, and he's reluctant, but he does like her suggestion to start a TV show about new mothers. Also: Shannon surprises Gene with some news. | |
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Season 2 |
| Uncle Gene Wants You (May/20/2007) | | When Sophie is assigned a paper on the armed forces, Gene arranges a private tour of San Diego's Camp Pendleton to aid in her research. While there, some good-natured father/daughter smack-talk results in the two going head to head in brutal basic training exercises. Inspired by the dedication and patriotism they witness, Gene records a new rock n' roll anthem for the armed forces and returns to Pendleton to perform live for the troops. | |
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| 14 :02x01 - Under the Knife (Mar/25/2007) | Moments away from getting his facelift, Gene receives a call telling him the KISS publicity tour has been rescheduled. While he hops a plane to New York, Aunt Tracy takes Nick on an embarrassing shopping spree to get a pregnancy test for Shannon. Right before a live appearance on MTV's TRL, Gene realizes his Demon costume has gone missing, sending the hotel's assistant manager on a mad dash to recover 30 years of history and make sure Gene gets to his live TV show on time.
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| 15 :02x02 - A Bun in the Oven (Mar/25/2007) | While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test
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| 16 :02x03 - Gene's Big Mouth (Apr/01/2007) | Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.
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| 17 :02x04 - Nice Day for a Facelift (Apr/01/2007) | Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.
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| 18 :02x05 - Face Off (Apr/08/2007) | Gene and Shannon undergo over 8 hours of surgery. The procedures go smoother for Gene than for Shannon, who has a much harder time post surgery and must be hospitalized longer than expected. Meanwhile, Gene returns home and has a very emotional and upsetting reunion with Nick and Sophie.
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| 19 :02x06 - Stir Crazy (Apr/15/2007) | A bruised and weary Shannon returns home. Wrapped head to toe and heavily sedated, she and Gene begin recuperating at opposite ends of their 16,000 square foot mansion and drive the whole family crazy in the process. Nick and Sophie enlist crazy Aunt Tracy to rescue them while Gene defies doctor's orders, pushing Shannon over the edge and jeopardizing their recovery.
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| 20 :02x07 - Snowblind (Apr/22/2007) | Shannon's girls' weekend in Aspen is dampened when Sophie convinces Gene and Nick they should all join her. Gene's spa recovery is cut short when he learns Sophie's hidden agenda--a cute skier she wants to spend time with. Determined to learn more about this boy, Gene gets in over his head--literally, and must be rescued by the Ski Patrol.
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| 21 :02x08 - Coming Out Party (Apr/29/2007) | Gene's inability to follow doctor's orders is hampering his recovery, forcing him to miss a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event he committed to. Nick reluctantly agrees to go in his place and is shocked to learn who placed the winning bid. Meanwhile, Gene explores every holistic cure available in a desperate attempt to heal in time to debut his new face as the recipient of the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.
Source: A&E | |
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| 22 :02x09 - The Wingman (May/06/2007) | When Gene learns his business partner's 30-year old nephew is getting a divorce he decides to show him a good time in Las Vegas. After learning the poor guy has only been with one woman his entire life, Gene makes it his personal mission to show him a very good time. After disastrous attempts at the Consumer Electronics Show and the Adult Video News Expo, it is Gene that actually learns a thing or two about the superior sex.
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| 23 :02x10 - Growing Pains (Jun/03/2007) | Under pressure from his friends, Nick decides to investigate leaving home for college. Although a weekend orientation program turns into the trip from hell, Sophie convinces him to tell Gene and Shannon he is having a blast in hopes their parents will sweeten the pot and bribe them with gifts to go to school locally.
Source: A&E | |
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| 24 :02x11 - Master Gene Theatre (Jun/10/2007) | With brand new segments featuring Gene and the family, we take a look back at Season One including: never before seen couch interviews, outtakes, the Best of Gene's Bad Jokes and other themed montages.
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| 25 :02x12 - British Invasion (Jun/17/2007) | | It's off to London where Gene celebrates Nick's 18th birthday with a tour and a recording session at the famous Abbey Road Studios; and an executive from Gene's record label attempts to turn the vacation into a publicity tour. | |
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| 26 :02x13 - All Grown Up (Jul/08/2007) | | While in London, Sophie is spotted by an A-list French fashion photographer. Gene agrees to accompany her to France for a test shoot while Nick and Shannon stay behind in London. Gene and the photographer clash over differences in Sophie's image. After meeting a girl and becoming taken with Cambridge life, Nick considers college abroad, driving Shannon to shop for castles in preparation for a trans-Atlantic move. | |
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| 27 :02x14 - Rich Dad (Jul/15/2007) | | Gene's in Las Vegas to help out a mother and son with their business, but his feelings are hurt when he finds out about a father-daughter volleyball game Sophie didn't invite him to, thinking he'd be too busy. He comes back home to be there for her and show her family comes first. | |
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| 28 :02x15 - Alpha Male (Jul/22/2007) | | The family goes camping when Sophie requests the trip for her birthday in order to prove to her dad that women can handle the outdoor challenges. | |
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| 29 :02x16 - Sucker Bet (Jul/29/2007) | Gene muscles in on Shannon and Aunt Tracy's girls weekend to the Kentucky Derby, promising to prove he too can be fun and spontaneous. After a hotel mishap causes them to relive their youth and once again live together, Gene quickly wishes he had stayed behind. Originally uninterested in the race, Gene's attention quickly turns to the Derby when he learns Tracy convinced Shannon to bet $100,000 on a horse she picked using her "fool proof" system.
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| 30 :02x17 - ...And They're Off! (Jul/29/2007) | In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with, including: Jenny McCarthy, Peyton Manning, Kid Rock, Jimmy Fallon, Joey Fatone and more. Unsuccessful, he has no choice but sit helplessly and watch his money race in "The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports." Meanwhile, news of Shannon's bet makes news headlines, even eclipsing the Queen of England's first visit to the Derby.
Source: A&E | |
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| 31 :02x18 - Trapped In Paradise (Aug/05/2007) | A "one day" trip to paradise turns into a wild adventure as Gene experiences the "local flavor" and works with the Premier to bring an Indy car race to the beautiful Turks and Caicos Islands.
Source: A & E | |
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| 32 :02x19 - Genetopia (Aug/12/2007) | | A man tries to win over Shannon when she goes with Tracy to a speed-dating session as an observer. Meanwhile, while in Turks and Caicos, Gene considers buying his own island. | |
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| 33 :02x20 - Fact or Fiction? Pts.1 & 2 (Aug/19/2007) | | In the second-season finale, Gene appears on a radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding. | |
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Season 3 |
| 35 :03x01 - Gene's Best Friend (Mar/11/2008) | | Gene is ready to be tested by a lie detector test about the truth of his sexual exploits while on the Adam Carolla radio show. Also, Gene's pet dog Snippy is missing, and Kiss guitarist and singer Paul Stanley becomes sick just before going on stage. | |
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| 36 :03x02 - Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire (Mar/11/2008) | | It's the morning after a Kiss concert and Gene feels sick. Also, the stress from the lie detector results and an upcoming business trip to New York isn't helping. The family believes that Gene should make a stop to see a doctor. Later, Shannon and Tracy want to test the accuracy of the lie detector test machine. | |
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| 37 :03x03 - The Brutal Truth (Mar/18/2008) | | Gene ignores his doctor's advice and checks himself from the hospital and attends a casting party for his new comic book. Then, Gene and Shannon make their long awaited appearance on the Adam Carolla Show where he will test the lie detector test about the true number of his past female conquests. | |
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| 38 :03x04 - Before the Flood (Mar/25/2008) | | Gene's car breaks down in the desert as he makes his way to Las Vegas, to play with the big band Royal Crown Revue. Meanwhile, Gene's office at home is flooded when a pipe breaks, threatening his huge Kiss collection of memorabilia. | |
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| 39 :03x05 - Knock, Knock, Who's There? (Mar/25/2008) | | Gene attempts to hitchhike to Las Vegas after his car breaks down in the desert. Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie and Tracy try to replace all of Gene's Kiss collectibles ruined in the flood, before he makes his return home. | |
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| 40 :03x06 - Swinging Gene (Apr/01/2008) | | Having called called comedian Carrot Top to rescue him from a small desert town after his car malfunctioned while on the way to Las Vegas, Gene makes it in time for his solo performance. Meanwhile, the women continue their search for replacements of the collectibles destroyed by the flood in Gene's office. | |
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| 41 :03x07 - Something's Fishy (Apr/08/2008) | | Gene decides to take the whole family, including Tracy and her 4 year old twins, to Sea World while he is on a business trip. But Tracy and Shannon come down with food poisoning, ruining the trip for all, and Gene stuck to care for the twins. | |
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| 43 :03x08 - Nail Me (Apr/15/2008) | Gene agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new nail salon.
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| 44 :03x09 - Shannon B. Demille (Apr/22/2008) | | A look at 24 years worth of home movies which have been shot by Shannon Tweed, documenting how they became the non-traditional family they are now. | | Guest Stars: Cody Kennedy as Herself | |
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| 42 :03x10 - Lil' Gene (Apr/29/2008) | | Gene's photo shoot is saved from disaster by an intern he's been mentoring and then plays a role in closing a major business deal. | |
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| 45 :03x11 - Ladies of the Night (May/06/2008) | | Gene's research on the history of prostitution has him in trouble. An old friend of Nick's comes for a visit and causes tension between him and his girlfriend. | |
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| 46 :03x12 - Sophie Couture (May/13/2008) | | A research project on the history of prostitution lands Gen in jail. Sophie makes a splash in the fashion world when she is invited to design her first dress and walk along the catwalk. | |
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| 47 :03x13 - Viewer Mail (May/20/2008) | | A look at previously unaired footage, along with the family answering viewers fan mail. | |
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| 48 :03x14 - Mommy Make-Over (Jun/03/2008) | | Shannon and Tracy decide on getting cosmetic surgery. Gene gives comfort to a friends sister who was recently divorced and is asked to be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice. | |
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| 49 :03x15 - Gene the Apprentice (Jun/15/2008) | | Shannon and Tracy continue their healing process after having cosmetic surgery as Sophie and her cousin hire a nurse for them, while Gene is away in New York City, competing on Celebrity Apprentice. | |
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| 51 :03x17 - The Gene Simmons Roast (Jun/15/2008) | | As a benefit for the Wounded War Veterans Charity project, Gene is made the subject of a celebrity roast, organized and hosted by Jeff Ross. | |
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| 52 :03x18 - Shannon to the Rescue (Jun/22/2008) | | Shannon believes that her sister Tracy, has skipped off to Hawaii with her boyfriend intending to elope. She and Gene head off to stop her from making an impetuous mistake. | |
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| 53 :03x19 - Honeymoon At Last (Jun/22/2008) | | Shannon receives a surprise when Gene takes her for a honeymoon, celebrating their "happily unmarried" lifestyle. | |
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| 54 :03x20 - Power Outage (Jun/29/2008) | | Gene discovers he is being left in charge of his 4 year old nephews, after returning home from a 24 hour stay aboard the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier. | |
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| 55 :03x21 - Nick After Dark (Jun/29/2008) | | Nick spends a long, exhausting night trying to locate his missing car, unaware it had been towed away. | |
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| 56 :03x22 - South of the Border (Jul/13/2008) | | Nick accompanies Sophie to Mexico as she travels for private studies, but they know that a worrisome Gene will be lurking behind them. | |
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| 59 :03x25 - X-Gene (Jul/27/2008) | | Gene meets up with some professional snowboarders in hopes of finding a spokesperson for his new line of snowboard-apparel line. | |
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| 60 :03x26 - Homesick (Aug/03/2008) | | Gene buys Shannon a surprise in Canada, a place she can call her own. But it seems that they may not be the only residents there. | |
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Season 4 |
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| 62 :04x02 - Memphis Blues (Jun/14/2009) | | Gene is set for a business trip to Memphis and brings along Nick, and he gets to perform at the legendary location in which Bluesman Robert Johnson was said to have sold his soul to the devil. | |
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| 63 :04x03 - Fireman Gene (Jun/14/2009) | | Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter. | |
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| 64 :04x04 - Godfather Gene Pts. 1&2 (Jun/21/2009) | | A friend has asked Gene to become the godfather to his newborn son as he and Shannon head to New Jersey, where Shannon's starts a feminist uprising having refused to coddle to the subservient wives traditional. | |
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| 65 :04x05 - Economic Stimulus (Jun/28/2009) | | Gene receives the honor of being the bell ringer at the New York Stock Exchange. Meanwhile at home, Shannon finds herself drawn towards late-night infomercials. | |
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| 66 :04x06 - Slumber Party (Jun/28/2009) | | Sophie and her five hyperactive girl friends want to have a slumber party, which Gene agrees to take charge of once Shannon falls ill. But this will include keeping away a gtoup of horny boys trying to crash the party, and must track down one girl who sneaks off with one of the boys to be alone. | |
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| 67 :04x07 - The Night from Hell (Jul/12/2009) | | Carrot Top is volunteered by Gene to crash a bachelorette party being held in Las Vegas. Sophie deals with her cheating boyfriend by putting him through the ringer. | |
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| 68 :04x08 - Who Dunnit? (Jul/12/2009) | | In hopes of promoting family togetherness, Shannon guilt's them into participating in a 70's themed murder-mystery party. | |
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| 69 :04x09 - Grapes of Wrath (Jul/19/2009) | | Hoping not to offend one of Gene's investors, Shannon and Tracy spend a weekend at one of his vineyards. Nick works overtime to complete a deadline for his comic book. | |
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| 70 :04x10 - Puppy Love (Jul/19/2009) | | Gene lends Snippy to his nephews when their dog passes away, hoping to ease their pain. Now he must find them a replacement dog before they become too attached to Snippy. | |
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| 71 :04x11 - Dirty Little Secrets (Jul/26/2009) | | Following in his father's footsteps, Nick and Gene both caught in an embarrassing position which must be kept from Shannon. | |
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| 72 :04x12 - Movin' Out (Jul/26/2009) | | The Simmons-Tweed household is turned upside down as Sophie receives a visit from a foreign exchange student, and Nick moves into an apartment for the summer, and runs into trouble with his landlord. | |
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| 73 :04x13 - Derby Queen (Aug/02/2009) | | Gene takes over the role of the family's happy homemaker, after Shannon accepts a role in a movie about the Roller Derby. | |
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| 74 :04x14 - Fresh Meat (Aug/02/2009) | | Gene takes care of the daily chores around the house as Shannon recovers from an injury from her Roller Derby accident. Meanwhile, Nick has some out-of-town guests staying in the home. | |
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| 75 :04x15 - Gene the Slacker (Aug/09/2009) | | With a week off from working for Gene, everyone finds out what it would be like if he slowed down his schedule and stayed around the house more often. Now the family must devise a plan to show him their appreciation. | |
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| 76 :04x16 - Rootin' Tootin' Gene (Aug/09/2009) | | Gene does a favor for his Kiss manager by heading off to Nashville to take a up-and-coming but bickering country band under his wing. | |
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| 77 :04x17 - Sex & Rock n' Roll (Aug/16/2009) | | Right before their first gig, the gear for Nick's band is stolen. Shannon talks Gene into attending a dinner party, but soon discovers there's more on the couple's plate than what was expected. | |
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| 78 :04x18 - Letters Lost (Aug/16/2009) | | Gene heads to Japan to film a monster movie. Shannon and Tracy go shopping for antiques and then attempt to find the original owner of a piece that they bought. | |
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