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Season 3
29 :03x01 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) (Sep/26/2003)
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
Guest Stars: Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Teddy Lane, Jr. as The Cop, Patrick St. Esprit as Special Agent Saunders, Marlene Forte as Sylvia, Brent Mendenhal as President George W. Bush, Jimmie Walker as Lionel, Nick Offerman as Randy
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Rick Nyholm
 
30 :03x02 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) (Sep/26/2003)
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
Guest Stars: Bijoux Deluxe as Mrs. Lopez, Teddy Lane, Jr. as Officer Hope, Brent Mendenhal as President George W. Bush, Patrick St. Esprit as Special Agent Saunders, Marlene Forte as Sylvia, William Marquez as Manny Lopez, Jimmie Walker as Lionel, Nick Offerman as Randy, Jack Blessing as Jack Powers
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Rick Nyholm
 
31 :03x03 - The Cuban Missus Crisis (Oct/03/2003)
Angie discovers her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when Angie's income and social life pick up.
Guest Stars: Ashley Edner as Frances, Denise Faye as Noole, Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: John R. Morey
 
32 :03x04 - Feel the Burn (Oct/10/2003)
When George accompanies Benny to the doctor, he discovers that he has a long-lost sister (guest starring Lisa Guerrero), and Benny finds out she's received an embarrassing and uncomfortable little gift from her boyfriend, Randy.
Guest Stars: Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero, Nick Offerman as Randy, Lisa Guerrero as Linda
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Luisa Leschin
 
33 :03x05 - Carmen's Dating (Oct/17/2003)
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
Guest Stars: Bryan Fisher as Jason MacNamara, Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Rachel Sweet
 
34 :03x06 - Split Decision (Oct/24/2003)
George is forced to put things in perspective when the future of Powers Aviation and his career are jeopardized by a tragic accident.
Guest Stars: Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Mark Tymchyshyn as Mel Powers
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Paul A. Kaplan, Mark Torgrove
 
35 :03x07 - No One Gets Out Alive (Oct/31/2003)
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
Guest Stars: Sierra Abel as Fairy Girl, Attila Davidhazy as Young Boy, Tony O'Dell as Patrick, Spencer Garrett as Investigator, Mel Rodriguez as Frank, Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Elmarie Wendel as Gina
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Richard Goodman
 
36 :03x08 - Bringing Home the Bacon (Nov/07/2003)
George tries to put his foot down about Carmen's expensive quincenera (fifteenth birthday party) — unsuccessfully, since Angie has begun making major financial decisions and party plans for the family.
Guest Stars: Bryan Fisher as Jason
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Dailyn Rodriguez
 
37 :03x09 - Fishing Cubans (Nov/14/2003)
George, Ernie and Vic set out to sea to rescue Angie's uncle, who has escaped by raft from Cuba. Meanwhile Max throws himself an unsanctioned birthday party.
Guest Stars: Sammy Fine as Billy, Matthew Jones (1) as Haitian Guy, Bert Rosario as Octavio Palmero, Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: John R. Morey
 
38 :03x10 - Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (Nov/21/2003)
When George invites his extended family, including his estranged father, his stepmother Lydia (Cristina Saralegui) and stepbrother — also named George (Lou Diamond Phillips) — to Thanksgiving dinner, he discovers that his father needs a new kidney. Meanwhile, Benny returns to work at the factory with great reservation.
Guest Stars: Cristina Saralegui as Lydia, Lou Diamond Phillips as George Lopez, William Marquez as Manny Lopez
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Luisa Leschin
 
39 :03x11 - Mementos (Nov/28/2003)
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to give his ailing father one of his kidneys. But when he gets wind of Manny's death, he learns the hard way that the things left behind can be important — albeit painful — reminders of someone's life.
Guest Stars: Danny Mora as Mr. Camillo, Alfred De Contreras as Customer
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Dailyn Rodriguez
 
40 :03x12 - Christmas Punch (Dec/12/2003)
At Christmastime George will stop at nothing, including fighting his son's grade school battles — to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Guest Stars: Jimmy Briscoe as Elf, Steve Larkin as Santa, Alex Rayfiel as Kenny, Bryan Fisher as Jason MacNamara
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Jim Hope
 
41 :03x13 - Why You Crying? (Jan/09/2004)
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
Guest Stars: Alyson Reed as Mrs. Reynolds
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Jim Hope
 
42 :03x14 - The Trouble with Ricky (Jan/23/2004)
When George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a very rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
Guest Stars: J. B. Gaynor (1) as Ricky, Gigi Rice as Wendy
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Allen J. Zipper
 
43 :03x15 - God Needles George (Feb/06/2004)
George makes a regrettable deal with God if Max's dog, Mr. Needles, is healed.
Guest Stars: Rudy Ramos as Old Man, David Purdham as Father Rick, Steve Hytner as Dr. Lisby
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Paul A. Kaplan, Mark Torgrove
 
44 :03x16 - Benny and Randy (Feb/13/2004)
When Randy begins getting much more serious about love, neither Benny nor George are quite ready to take things to the next level.
Guest Stars: Nick Offerman as Randy
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Robert Borden (1)
 
45 :03x17 - Weekend at Benny's (Feb/20/2004)
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: David Grubstick
 
46 :03x18 - Jason Tutors Max (Feb/27/2004)
When George and Angie hire a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton) for Max, he becomes too distracted to learn. Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, volunteers for the job, but when the young couple breaks up, the house becomes a powderkeg of teenage angst.
Guest Stars: Bryan Fisher as Jason MacNamara, Paris Hilton as Ashley, Trent Gill as Brad
Director: Stacey Pulwer
Writer: Victor Gonzalez
 
47 :03x19 - Angie Gets Tanked (Mar/19/2004)
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.
Guest Stars: Gianni Manganelli as Timmy, Soren Fulton as Eric, Brooks Almy as Principal Stoller, Jamal Mixon as Lawrence, Kenny Lofton as Himself, Bryan Fisher as Jason MacNamara
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Richard Goodman
 
48 :03x20 - The Art of Boxing (Mar/26/2004)
Unbeknownst to his mom, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself) in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny run in circles trying to keep Max's new pastime a secret from Angie, which gets more difficult when Max is knocked out in a match.
Guest Stars: Steven Robert Wollenberg as Referee, Laila Ali as Laila Ali, Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Jim Hope
 
49 :03x21 - George's House of Cards (Apr/02/2004)
George invites Angie's newly divorced dad to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.
Guest Stars: Emiliano Díez as Dr. Victor 'Vic' Palmero
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Mark Torgrove, Paul A. Kaplan
 
50 :03x22 - Dance Fever (Apr/09/2004)
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.
Guest Stars: Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Nick Offerman as Randy
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: John R. Morey
 
51 :03x23 - She Drives Me Crazy (Apr/16/2004)
Though concerned about his daughter's maturity and readiness to be out on her own, George teaches Carmen to drive. But when Carmen and Jason break up just before the prom, Carmen's grace proves that she is much more grown up than her parents had expected. Meanwhile Benny has a run-in with the law.
Guest Stars: Kendall Clement as Officer Johnson, Bryan Fisher as Jason MacNamara
Director: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Rachel Sweet, Valentina Garza (1)
 
52 :03x24 - George Goes to Disneyland (Apr/30/2004)
George reluctantly agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but makes up an excuse to get out of going to the park with his family. When guilt finally gets the best of him and he asks Benny for a ride, he finally, for the first time in his life, spends a day at the happiest place on earth — alone with his mom.
Guest Stars: Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, J. B. Gaynor (1) as Ricky
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: George Lopez
 
53 :03x25 - Bachelor Party (May/07/2004)
As wedding plans progress between Benny and Randy, clutsy factory worker Amy (Sandra Bullock, reprising her guest starring role), returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.
Guest Stars: Alan Baltes as Bartender Bob, Ron Pearson as Winter, Sandra Bullock as Amy, Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Nick Offerman as Randy, Elmarie Wendel as Gina
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Rick Nyholm
 
54 :03x26 - Wrecking Ball (May/14/2004)
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
Guest Stars: Harley Zumbrum as Big Bob, Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, Mark Tymchyshyn as Mel Powers, Elmarie Wendel as Gina
Director: Don Scardino
Writer: Richard Goodman, Spiro Skentzos
 
55 :03x27 - What George Doesn't Noah (1) (May/21/2004)
Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George and Angie confront Carmen and Zack about their secret romance, and risk pushing Carmen away forever when they forbid the relationship. Meanwhile, Randy returns to the factory and brings some very special musical guests (The Commodores, guest starring as themselves) in the hope of winning Benny back
Guest Stars: Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, Johnny Pacar as Noah
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Robert Borden (1)
 
56 :03x28 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) (May/21/2004)
Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George and Angie confront Carmen and Zack about their secret romance, and risk pushing Carmen away forever when they forbid the relationship. Meanwhile, Randy returns to the factory and brings some very special musical guests (The Commodores, guest starring as themselves) in the hope of winning Benny back
Guest Stars: Christopher Carroll (2) as Principal, Steven Montfort as Officer, The Commodores as The Commodores, Nick Offerman as Randy, Mark Tymchyshyn as Mel Powers, Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, Jordan Medina as Young Carmen
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Luisa Leschin, Dailyn Rodriguez
 
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