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Season 3 |
| 29 :03x01 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) (Sep/26/2003) | In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
| | Guest Stars: Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Teddy Lane, Jr. as The Cop, Patrick St. Esprit as Special Agent Saunders, Marlene Forte as Sylvia, Brent Mendenhal as President George W. Bush, Jimmie Walker as Lionel, Nick Offerman as Randy | Director: John Pasquin Writer: Rick Nyholm | | | |
| 30 :03x02 - Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) (Sep/26/2003) | In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
| | Guest Stars: Bijoux Deluxe as Mrs. Lopez, Teddy Lane, Jr. as Officer Hope, Brent Mendenhal as President George W. Bush, Patrick St. Esprit as Special Agent Saunders, Marlene Forte as Sylvia, William Marquez as Manny Lopez, Jimmie Walker as Lionel, Nick Offerman as Randy, Jack Blessing as Jack Powers | Director: John Pasquin Writer: Rick Nyholm | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 39 :03x11 - Mementos (Nov/28/2003) | George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to give his ailing father one of his kidneys. But when he gets wind of Manny's death, he learns the hard way that the things left behind can be important — albeit painful — reminders of someone's life.
| | Guest Stars: Danny Mora as Mr. Camillo, Alfred De Contreras as Customer | Director: John Pasquin Writer: Dailyn Rodriguez | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 48 :03x20 - The Art of Boxing (Mar/26/2004) | Unbeknownst to his mom, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself) in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny run in circles trying to keep Max's new pastime a secret from Angie, which gets more difficult when Max is knocked out in a match.
| | Guest Stars: Steven Robert Wollenberg as Referee, Laila Ali as Laila Ali, Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero | Director: Joe Regalbuto Writer: Jim Hope | | | | | | |
| 50 :03x22 - Dance Fever (Apr/09/2004) | After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.
| | Guest Stars: Jack Blessing as Jack Powers, Nick Offerman as Randy | Director: Joe Regalbuto Writer: John R. Morey | | | | | | |
| 52 :03x24 - George Goes to Disneyland (Apr/30/2004) | George reluctantly agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but makes up an excuse to get out of going to the park with his family. When guilt finally gets the best of him and he asks Benny for a ride, he finally, for the first time in his life, spends a day at the happiest place on earth — alone with his mom.
| | Guest Stars: Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, J. B. Gaynor (1) as Ricky | Director: Joe Regalbuto Writer: George Lopez | | | | | | | | | |
| 55 :03x27 - What George Doesn't Noah (1) (May/21/2004) | Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George and Angie confront Carmen and Zack about their secret romance, and risk pushing Carmen away forever when they forbid the relationship. Meanwhile, Randy returns to the factory and brings some very special musical guests (The Commodores, guest starring as themselves) in the hope of winning Benny back
| | Guest Stars: Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, Johnny Pacar as Noah | Director: Joe Regalbuto Writer: Robert Borden (1) | | | |
| 56 :03x28 - Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) (May/21/2004) | Carmen's friend, Noah, goes to great extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents, in the first of a two-part season finale. In the second part, George and Angie confront Carmen and Zack about their secret romance, and risk pushing Carmen away forever when they forbid the relationship. Meanwhile, Randy returns to the factory and brings some very special musical guests (The Commodores, guest starring as themselves) in the hope of winning Benny back
| | Guest Stars: Christopher Carroll (2) as Principal, Steven Montfort as Officer, The Commodores as The Commodores, Nick Offerman as Randy, Mark Tymchyshyn as Mel Powers, Trevor Wright as Zack Powers, Jordan Medina as Young Carmen | Director: Joe Regalbuto Writer: Luisa Leschin, Dailyn Rodriguez | | | |
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