Episode Quotes
Lorelai: So, this is a nice suprise.
Rory: What? Lane?
Lorelai: No, you showing up. I didn't expect to it, you being a modern busy woman and all.
Rory: Well, I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.
Luke: You know I have never seen the Liberty Bell?
Lorelai: Communist!
Paris: Forget it, I mean, who are we kidding. I am not cut out to deal with people. I was made to be in a lab, or an operating room, or a bunker somewhere with a well-behaved monkey by my side.
Paris: You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trustfund. You offer nothing to women, or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer.
Lorelai: Just throw away or hide everything that could be incriminating.
Rory: Incriminating?
Lorelai: Yes, anything that can, could, or might lead to a conversation about anything.
Rory: How about this?
Lorelai: Are you kidding me? A freckled, half-naked Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Vanity Fair? Eh, skin cancer, drug abuse, annorexia, bra shopping, just, dump it.
Sookie: Food!
Lorelai: No, I’m Lorelai.
Sookie: Heavy!
Lorelai: That’s just mean.
Sookie: Falling!
Lorelai: Right. Follow me.
Lorelai: Wait. Wait. I don't want you guys to have to make a special trip, that really, really wouldn't make any sense! Crazy, that's like asylum crazy! Besides, Rory and I were just about to head out for a movie!
Emily: Rory's there?
Lorelai: Damn!
Emily: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Damn . . .straight.
Emily: Wonderful! We'll see you both around four thirty.
Lorelai: (hangs up) Damn it.
Cultural References
Episode Title: I'm OK, You're OK
"I'm OK, You're OK" is the title of a 1979 song by the Dickies.
Lorelai: (after the movie) Two cheeseburgers and a copy of Syd Field's book, please.
Syd Field is a writer who has written several books on screenwriting, his most influential being Screenplay: The Foundations of Screenwriting.
Rory: Well, I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.
This is a line from the Lieber/Stoller song "I'm a Woman".
Lorelai: So I see Papa's got a brand new bag.
This is a line from the song "Papa Got A Brand New Bag" by James Brown.