(Logan comes home drunk and wants to make a sandwich)
Logan: Who keeps bread in the refrigerator?! I hate cold bread! Arg! These twist ties -- they're impossible!
Lane: Listen, here's the thing. My kids are going to need that too. You know, when they're hiding their Bibles and they can't stand me. So, what I want to know is, would you be their Lorelai Gilmore? I guess that's the proper term.
Lane: I can't think of anyone who'd be better. Plus, you already have the name.
Rory: I'd love to.
Kirk: Word on the street is you're selling your boat.
Luke: I called you, Kirk.
Kirk: Yeah, well I was on the street when you called.
Lorelai: Alright, I'm going to call Mrs. Kim. She'll have some good ones. Have you seen the phone?
Sookie: See, the thing is, when I sat down, I realized it was behind me, and it's right on my lower back. And normally, I would pull it out but it's really kind of hitting just the right spot where I've had a knot for like a week.
(Lorelai puts out her hand for the phone)
Sookie: (gets it out from behind her) Did I mention I was pregnant?
Zach: Hey, Luke, you still haven't RSVP'd for the baby shower.
Luke: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to go.
Zach: Oh, really?
Luke: Yeah, it's not my thing. But, there's a gift for you in the back. You should take it before you leave.
Kirk: Wait, gifts are required?
Zach: Yeah, that's kind of the whole point. I mean, that's how Lane talked me into the whole thing.
Kirk: Damn! It's my first baby shower. I've been so caught up in the wardrobe question. Just to clarify, people don't actually dress like babies?
Zach: I think what you're wearing is fine, dude.
Rory: I mean, how often does a girl’s best friend have twins?
Lane: Just once, let’s hope.
Luke: Seems like yesterday she was taking up three tables at the diner with those giant books of hers.
Luke: Yep. She was something. Is something.
Lorelai: So, what's this I hear about Kirk buying your boat?
Luke: Oh, well, I just realized I was never going to take that thing out. I mean, all that time I spent trying to fix it up. So, I bought a new one.
Lorelai: (surprised) When?
Luke: Today. Got the idea in my head a couple of hours ago, went down to the shipyard in Bridgeport, and just did it.
Lorelai: You just bought a boat.
Luke: Yeah, and it's even bigger and better than the old one. It's got everything. It's got a little kitchen, bathroom, even a place to sleep.
Luke: Yeah, I'm just going to keep it down there in the marina and when April comes in the summer, you know take it out on little trips. You know, go away for a few weeks.
Lorelai: Luke, that sounds really nice!
Lorelai: God, I can't believe you bought a boat in a day! It used to take you a week to buy a t-shirt.
Luke: Yeah, well, things change. (awkward pause) Alright, I'll see you inside?