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Gilmore Girls: Kill Me Now

Rory joins Richard for a round of golf at the club, finding that she enjoys spending time with her grandfather. When Rory returns from her day at the club, Lorelai is not to happy about the fact that Rory may want to be a part of the world she ran away from, resulting in her picking a fight with Rory. Meanwhile, Lorelai helps plan a wedding for a set of twin girls who are marrying a set of twin boys.

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x3
Production Number: 226702
Airdate: Thursday October 19th, 2000

Director: Adam Nimoy
Writer: Joanne Waters

Alternate Airdates:

FR (TF6) Sep 08, 2001
DE (Vox) Apr 06, 2004

Guest Stars
Alex BorsteinAlex Borstein
As Drella
Recurring
Charles C. Stevenson, Jr.Charles C. Stevenson, Jr.
As Julian Edwards
Recurring
Eileen BarnettEileen Barnett
As Nanette
Recurring
Liz TorresLiz Torres
As Miss Patty
Recurring
Sally StruthersSally Struthers
As Babette Dell
Recurring
Jay GerberJay Gerber
As James Edwards
Meagen FayMeagen Fay
As Mrs. Shales

Co-Guest Stars
Jackson DouglasJackson Douglas
As Jackson Melville
Recurring
Jean St. JamesJean St. James
As Irate Mother
Recurring
Sean GunnSean Gunn
As Kirk Gleason
Recurring
Ted RooneyTed Rooney
As Morey Dell
Recurring
Ashley CohenAshley Cohen
As Jessica Shales
Kelly CohenKelly Cohen
As Jackie Shales
Laura GardnerLaura Gardner
As Woman #2
Lisa PoffLisa Poff
As Sarah
Melendy BrittMelendy Britt
As Gloria
Tony PasqualiniTony Pasqualini
As Wallace
Main Cast
Lauren GrahamLauren Graham
As Lorelai Gilmore
Alexis BledelAlexis Bledel
As Rory Gilmore
Melissa McCarthyMelissa McCarthy
As Sookie St. James
Scott PattersonScott Patterson
As Luke Danes
Edward HerrmannEdward Herrmann
As Richard Gilmore
Kelly BishopKelly Bishop
As Emily Gilmore
Yanic TruesdaleYanic Truesdale
As Michel Gerard
Keiko AgenaKeiko Agena
As Lane Kim
Episode Notes
Keiko Agena (Lane) does not appear in this episode.

This episode marks the first appearance of Sean Gunn as Kirk Gleason. He previously appeared in "The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton" as Mick, the DSL installer.

Ratings: 2.9/5



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Graham PreskettLa Casa 
Louis ArmstrongA Kiss To Build A Dream On 
Sammy Cahn & Gene De PaulTeach Me Tonight 
Sam Phillips (1)Here They Go 
Sister SledgeWe Are Family 


Episode Quotes
Mrs. Shales: Do you have children?
Lorelai: A daughter.
Mrs. Shales: Do you hate her?
Lorelai: No.
Mrs. Shales: Not ever?
Lorelai: Well, I wasn't wildly fond of her during labor.
Mrs. Shales: That was the high point for me.

Lorelai: I'm sorry. Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
Richard: What do you mean?
Lorelai: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: And your point being?
Lorelai: That one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai. I don't have time to keep up with the multitudes of people that your mother employs.
Lorelai: But one is a man and one is a woman.

Emily: So, Lorelai, how are things at that charming little inn of yours?
Lorelai: Mm...they're still charming and little. We're just crossing our fingers it doesn't assert itself and become rude and large.

Lorelai: I told her she go out for the debating team.
Rory: It's not a sport.
Lorelai: It is the way the Gilmores play.

Lorelai: Ooh, is there a 'you're crazy' team? Because I think they'd make you captain.

Lorelai: Tell me something happy.
Sookie: I can't make the strawberry shortcake.
Lorelai: Wow, you suck at this game.

Lorelai: (on phone with Richard) Dad? Yeah, it's Lorelai. Who else calls you Dad?

Emily: You brought us used dessert?

Lorelai: You want something to drink?
Rory: Are you trying to make up?
Lorelai: No, I'm trying to hydrate you.

Richard: What do you know about golf?
Rory: That it's a good walk spoiled?

Michel: The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room. Come quick and settle it please, as I am running out of French curse words that they won't understand.

Lorelai: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I'd rather stick something sharp in my ear than go to the club with you.
Rory: Fine.
Lorelai: I'd rather slide down a banister of razor blades and land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you.
Rory: I got it.
Lorelai: Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. I'd rather eat my own hand than go to the club with you. Ooh, I'd rather get my face surgically altered to look like that lunatic rich lady with the lion head than go to the club with you.

Michel: I was attacked by a band of swans in the Luxembourg Gardens when I was a boy. No one forgets that.
Lorelai: Oh no -- not being attacked by a band of swans. Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feathery 'N Sync kind of fiasco?

Lorelai: Well good intentions and no physical exertion whatsoever is what the game of golf was built on.



Episode Goofs
At Friday night dinner, Richard and Emily tell Rory about Richard's mother, Lorelai I, like she's no longer alive. However, she appears in several episodes and doens't pass until season 4.



Cultural References
Richard: It's Peyton Place.

Peyton Place is a 1956 novel that was made into a movie and television series that tells of the steamy secrets of sex and murder in a small New England town.

Lorelai: Okay, Bob Barker.

Bob Barker is the host of the game show The Price Is Right.

Michel: To me, you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

The voices and faces of adults in the Peanuts comic strips and television specials, which feature Charlie Brown, are blurred and indistinct.

Lorelai: It's like a really snooty Doublemint commercial.

Commercials for Wrigley's Doublemint gum are famous for using sets of twins.



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