Lorelai: You all set up here?
Michel: Computer with internet, phones forwarded here and printer is on the way.
Miss Patty: And I'm the receptionist.
Babette: And I'm learning the computer.
Michel: And I'm looking for my cyanide capsule. Have you seen it?
Luke: You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai: Yeah, and then I slip in, like it's a straightjacket.
Luke: Oh, you must feel at home there.
(while discussing whether Rory should go to Harvard or Yale next year; Lorelai and Rory are standing near Rory's wall covered in Harvard gear)
Rory: Look at my wall.
Rory: So, that wall says something.
Lorelai: Yeah, it says the Harvard merchandising department made a nice chunk of change off of us.
Babette: Hey Michel, I just hit F4 and the Num Lock key and the one with the little apple on it and it's freakin' out like it's on acid or something!
Kirk: Good morning, ladies. May I interest you in a shirt?
Lorelai: Aw, Kirk, you're not selling your laundry again, are you?
Luke: No solicitors, Kirk.
Kirk: How about if I cut you in for a piece of the action?
Luke: How about I toss the shirts out the door first so you can have something to land on?
Paris: I've been totally Howard-Hughesing it.
Howard Hughes is an obsessive-compulsive aviator and industrialist who tended to withdraw from society.
Paris: I'll get an apartment in Cambridge, buy a Harvard sweatshirt, talk about Mira Sorvino a lot.
Actress Mira Sorvino is a Harvard alumnus who graduated summa cum laude in 1990.
Lorelai: Hey, Shari Lewis, how's the show going?
Sharia Lewis is the puppeteer who created the popular Lamb Chop character from a sock.